I'd ask, "Are you sure that it's 72 virgins or a 72-yr old virgin? Something had to have been lost in translation."
I'm sure Bush would tell them "You're doing a heckuva job, Brownies." After all, their little "jihad" is only helping prolong this never-ending "war on terror" and it's paying dividends for BushCo to continue fanning the flames of war. They have no intention of ending it.
2007-08-14 15:41:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, I could play "Rock the Casbah" by The Clash for them, and hope they feel the groove and put down their weapons to dance...
What I would really say to them is the following:
You have been mislead. Read the words of the Prophet, as given to him by Allah. You know Allah is merciful, and yet you act without mercy. Read the whole book, or have it read to you. You will find that Allah has specifically stated to the prophet who and when it is appropriate to fight, and you are currently causing displeasure with your use of violence. The Imams who encourage you to fight are not telling you the truth. True Jihad, Greater Jihad, lies in controlling the impulses in yourself which take you away from Allah, and that includes the impulse to violence. The Prophet stated very clearly that the faithful are not to make war on the other children of Abraham. We are all brothers and sisters. When you make war on us, you go against what the Prophet has said. And Allah will punish you for it. Until you put down your weapons, and stop killing your brothers and sisters, you will not succeed at anything. And that is the decree of Allah, not of Western governments. Do what you think is right, but remember that Allah sees all, and knows what is in your hearts, and that one day you will have to stand before Him and answer to his judgement, which is worse than anything that can happen to you here on this Earth.
I know they wouldn't listen to me, but that's what I would say. There are already plenty of respected Islamic scholars and Imams saying the very same thing, and they aren't getting through to them, so how could one woman from the US do so?
2007-08-15 11:54:10
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answered by Bronwen 7
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i could somewhat be waiting to communicate all languages. each and every language includes a shift in actuality, or how that's perceived. it rather is thrilling. being waiting to communicate to animals could additionally open comparable dazzling shifts in perception, yet by way of character of animal intelligence i do no longer think of we would be waiting to debate it. So i will settle for physique language with animals - it is the backside of all verbal replace, after all. yet like my Dad, I reckon the relaxing is interior the communicate, even extra advantageous than the proposition.
2016-11-12 08:54:48
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answered by ? 4
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Get over yourselves! Why do you think killing is the way of your "God"?
Even American terrorists, Irish Terrorists, Mexican Terrorists (is there such a thing?) Middle Eastern terrorists... All of you, get over yourselves. Leave us alone, we'll leave you alone, and we can all just agree to disagree.
If you wish to die, go on ahead, but you don't have to take me or anyone else with you. That's just selfish. Isn't your point that you are doing this for your religion? If killing yourself puts you closer to your diety, you don't have to drag us with you.
2007-08-18 13:20:06
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answered by Kathryn P 6
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Step up to the Bort-matic Instant Martyr-magic Machine.
Houris await.
Sanctioned by Allah, 99 named essence of mercy, and the Council for Better Feeding of the Next Wave of Martyrs.
Step inside, push the button and get your greatest wish.
Instant Martyrdom in the name of Jihad!
It slices, dices, chops, purees, juices, and provides a Soylent sludge suitable for your children to suck on.
There is no reason anymore to have to blow those valuable meat chunks all over the place, step into the Martyr-matic and we will forward your love-corpse-juice to your next of kin for the martyrdom feast. Suitable for fertilizer or livestock slurry if cannibalism is not your forte!
Oh, yeah, also recommended by the Hitler Genocidal Security Council in a strange alliance with the Hebrew Defense Fund.
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Please do not take this seriously, I write this just as an exercise in extremism. It is a harsh and evil satire and parody and not meant to condemn all muslims,
just Jihadists who kill innocent people. (i might be serious about them)
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2007-08-14 15:15:00
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answered by Frindofo 3
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You don't like freedom? Fine stay in your backyard, I'll stay in mine. But you cross that line and your head is going to depart your shoulders. And stop brainwashing your kids in hate and terror.
2007-08-18 14:50:09
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answered by Anonymous
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The Official Message straight from the Top is............and I quote Him " TICK TICK TICK, YOUR TIME IS ALMOST UP BOYS!" Of course I had to translate from His original language.
2007-08-14 20:56:01
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answered by Gabriel Archangel 3
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"We are not your enemies, except when you make us so. We are all human beings. If you speak long enough, people may eventually listen. But when you resort to violence, the dialogue is over."
Or, if we're going with music, I'd use the song "Zombie" by the Cranberries.
2007-08-14 15:03:59
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answered by Vaughn 6
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two things:
first of all FIGHT LIKE A MAN - my god, do you have absolutely no pride at all.
second - we the american people (not our sniveling politicians) will never forgive you and never stop hunting you down until you and all of yours are gone.
2007-08-14 15:23:26
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answered by nostradamus02012 7
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Another Saturday night and you ain't No Body.... Not anymore anyway.....
2007-08-14 15:30:45
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answered by Ken C 6
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