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what do i do with the body its starting to smell, real bad

thanks
:)

2007-08-14 14:51:54 · 19 answers · asked by juicy girl 101 2 in Pets Other - Pets

19 answers

Buy a large box of "hippo helper", and a large frying pan!

2007-08-14 19:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by Fred C 7 · 1 0

Silly you wasted it. You should have made Hippo Jerky from it. You would have had a 5 year supply. If you have an African Lion you can cut up the hippo and feed it to the lion. Freeze as many hippo roasts as you can for the lion's dinners. If the neighborhood has any alligators you could share it with them.

2007-08-14 15:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Aww, I'm sad now.

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamus will do! Don't want a doll, no dinky TinkerToy, I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy!
I can see me now on Christmas morning creeping down the staaaairs! Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a Hippo Hero standing there!"

Give him a burial at sea...send him down the shiny, white, whirlpool portal into the great unknown. Make sure you have Taps playing in the background. I will hold a moment of silence for you. *sniff* :(

2007-08-14 15:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by Tipki Flora 2 · 0 0

OMG! This is crazy. This has to be a trick question right?. Where the heck do you live that you can own a hippo? Bury the thing if this is a true question.

2007-08-14 14:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by heavenly_bbw 2 · 0 0

how in the world did get a hold of a hippo? and why would anyone in their right mind SELL a hippo to the public?
you need to call the humane society and have them come get it and take it to hippo heaven---soon

2007-08-14 15:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by whatuthink? 2 · 1 0

Trick question?? If this is true, you should cremate it. How the heck are you going to dig a hole big enough for a freaking hippo to bury it deep enough???

2007-08-14 15:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by monkeylady5656 2 · 0 0

Have a hawaiian style bbq.invite the neighbors, heck invite the whole town there is probably enough for everybody.

2007-08-14 15:01:40 · answer #7 · answered by J's leather emporium 3 · 0 0

a hippo? why the bloody 'ell would you buy a hippo?
you can probably bury it. burn it

2007-08-14 14:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by popperman 3 · 2 0

u should bury it.... poor hippo or if u loved the hippo u can cremate him/or her

2007-08-14 14:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by Mystery 4 · 1 0

Probably too late for roasting it then, I'd say the best alternative now is the flush it down the toilet.

2007-08-14 15:05:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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