most women I know dont fart in front of me but I know that they must does it smell any different than a mans fart.
2007-08-14 14:47:19 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
You forgot about black holes and light and the fabric of the universe..or was that a bit to much heavy reading for you..lol
2007-08-14 16:36:15 · update #1
I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing ***** station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley.
Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men:
How they see it
How it is
Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient." The sound is a modest toot; a minimalistic, almost innocent sounding release. A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to her asshole. The efficiency comes from the ratio of reek to weak (how bad her fart smells in proportion to how weak-sounding it was).
The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No *****, you're not cute. Your **** stinks. Either fart loud and deny it, or don't fart at all. Leave the farting to men, at least we know how to get the job done.
2007-08-14 21:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Typically, women's smell much worse, but men produce more farts
2014-06-09 12:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by Cheesy McJeezy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. R our butts made different from a man butt, I don't think so. We do the same things that y'all do.The only difference is that y'all stand 2 pee and we sit or squat. We have 2 sit & take a dumb just as yall do. But the only reason they r not farting around u is b/c they r not comfortable yet.Plz know that once they get comfortable around u they will do it all. And our farts stinks just like yall stinks. There r going 2 b times that u wish that she would not do that around u.lol
2007-08-14 14:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by pleasant 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
common women have silent but deadly farts men just let it go!
If any of you frozen fans are out there are reading there consider this next sentence to be true and plz like if you agree. Let it go is a song about farts. Think of it...Let it go... let it go.... cant hold it back any more.... Think of it.
Farts...... All Men Do It!!!!
2014-07-16 03:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is an... interesting question. But it really depends on wat u eat. Like say u had beans ( ewww! I hate them! ) then u'll be farting up a storm! but they probably do fart u just don't realize it. Usually they would fart in the bathroom if there's one close by. Trust me they do not want to be known for stinking up a place!
2007-08-14 14:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Look at your recent history of inane posts. You really need to get back on your meds. And YOU have the AUDACITY to 'ask questions' about women's intelligence?
ROFL, tooooooooo funny!
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2007-08-14 16:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
It depends on what you eat !! Everybodies farts smell different !!
2007-08-14 15:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You are so flatulent. Honest to God you have some cheeks to be asking questions like that about those beautiful heavenly Angels.lol
2007-08-14 16:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by mailliam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women tend towards the more silent but violent class of exhaust.
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womens farts smell like roses. Why don't you know that?
2007-08-14 15:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋