What do you think I'm gonna do if my daughter and her friends make me listen to one more Fergie song?
a)cry
b)start screaming
c)start laughing uncontrollably
d)take a 3lb sledge to the stereo
e)all of the above
f)other (please explain)
*help*
2007-08-14 14:47:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Let's think about this reasonably.
a) Won't help
b) Will only cause your daughter to call DCS.
c) Will only cause your daughter to call the local mental facilities.
d) Will only cause your daughter to buy another stereo, and bring about much anger and tension.
The obvious solution is to put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they repent. Next, they must be locked in a room with the all time greats playing 24-7. No food, no water, only rock. Every 24 hours, you must play one of their songs. Those who show joy must be beaten again. Repeat until all vow to never listen to their stuff again. Then, the government must be called in to erase their memory of the entire experience, only leaving a strong ( and to them, unexplainable) fear of modern music instilled in their hearts. The process may need to be repeated if they begin to stray again.
OR
Plan B) Assassinate Fergie.
2007-08-14 14:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Damn Sarge 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
d)take a 3lb sledge to the stereo
2007-08-14 14:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sledge the stereo
plus fergie's songs are trashy
2007-08-14 14:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Big D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first u'll scream and reach for the sledge...
u'll break into an uncontrollable laugh as u smash the stereo...
than sit down and cry as u realize u just busted up a $400 machine!
lol
2007-08-14 14:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say E, all of the above.
You will start to cry at first, then scream at the top of your lungs, then laugh uncontrollably, go get the sledge hammer, and the rest is history.....
2007-08-15 02:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by ticktock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A customized electric chair, complete with fuzzyy arm rests! The ultimate in comfort before getting shocked to death!
2016-05-18 00:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f) other
Take them all wearing their Fergie shirts and drop them off at a Slipknot concert.
2007-08-14 14:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The bearings will continue until morale improves!
2007-08-15 03:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F. Start preaching the Bible. Thatl get them out.
2007-08-14 14:51:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
f) Say what my parents said to us---"when you're an adult you can listen to whatever you want, but as long as I pay for the radio, electricity, etc. we're listening to what I want to hear."
2007-08-14 14:53:31 · answer #10 · answered by julie_shannon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋