Your sitting on the couch watching T.V when out of the corner of your eye, you see something scurrying across the floor. You quickly realize it is your abusive ex, only he is bug-sized! What would you do and say?
2007-08-14 13:30:03 · 25 answers · asked by Amanda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would grab the nearest thing and squish him and say "There you go, I've got you!"
2007-08-14 13:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends on which ex it is. If it's an ex I don't get along with any more , then I would say nothing, but I would have my brother stomp on him to kill him. ( I don't kill things myself. I think it's immoral & I yell at anyone that kills a bug in front of me, but hey it's my ex. What can I say?) If it's an ex that I still get along with (yes there is one or two) then I don't know what I would do. I would probably ask him how he got to that size!
2007-08-14 20:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by Goddess Princess Minky 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At first i thought I would get the Raid--lol.
But no, I would put him in an empty fish bowl and keep him for a pet. I would let him watch my happy life through the glass. I would feed him and keep the bowl clean. If he died, I'd flush him.
2007-08-14 20:36:19 · answer #3 · answered by shoptheflower 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAID!!!!!!! Kills on contact. However, I could always get up and squash him.
Wait, I've answered a ?? like this before. Are you in an abusive relationship or something?? If so, sqash it.
2007-08-14 20:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Drowzeee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put on my hiking boots and squash the bug and say, " Whoops! Now who has the last laugh, huh?"
2007-08-14 20:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say something obscenely profane and then pick him up and put him in a ziploc bag filled with water then i'd stick him in the freezer.then i'd take him out of the freezer then feed him to a rat.
2007-08-14 20:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by The 8th Deadly Sin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first...i would stun him by putting a put lid over him and banging it with a spoon for 10 min...while he is paralyzed id pick him up with tweezers by his bug balls that i left over a flame for a few min...id place him in a bottle of freezing water and put the lid on and shake it for a few min...then id put him in a pot of boiling water...id then remove him and pull off his legs and spray him with windex or bleach and then eventually flush him down the toilet
2007-08-14 20:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have to do anything except watch - I have 13 cats !
2007-08-14 20:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by Debi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this has alreday been asked on here...so i repeat...
"id squish his pathetic azz and poor acid on him until he squeels and begs for mercy then I'd finish him off with gasoline and a match"
once again, there is my answer....
2007-08-14 20:33:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say nothing. Stomp on the critter and squish it!
2007-08-14 20:32:45 · answer #10 · answered by flipdout2 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋