Help fill in the blank with something funny: You Know You Are From Las Vegas When.......?

Question

Post as many as you would like. If you have a link to somewhere that has some of these, feel free to post it. Let's have fun! :)

Answer 1

Spaghetti bowl has nothing to do with eating.

Traffic signals and speed limits are suggestions.


"Just a block away" means you have to drive to get there.

"Keeping it green" means removing the grass and planting rocks.

you have no idea what a snow shovel looks like.

Nothing that happens surprises you.

Answer 2

1. You have no idea what a scarf does but think it looks good.
2. You know how to get to any casino on the strip without taking Las Vegas Blvd.
3. You can now predict where construction signs will be misleadingly placed.
4. You accept the fact that stop signs and red lights mean very little to tourists.
5. You become nocturnal between the months of April to October.
6. You know the seasons: Really hot, 2 weeks of nice, not so hot, 2 weeks of nice.
7. When you go to different cities, you're amazed things aren't open after 9 pm.
8. It doesn't faze you to see slot machines in grocery stores.
9. You have no idea how a lottery works.
10. What the hell is last call?
11. Your most prized possession as a Nevadan is your blue and white license plate.
12. You know the spaghetti bowl has nothing to do with food and you want nothing to do with it.
13. You know never to merge right when driving north on I-15; it'll just end anyway.
14. You think a well-organized pile of rocks can be a nice lawn.
15. Snowfall only happens on TV.
16. The term Lake Las Vegas doesn't seem problematic in the slightest.
17. You need to walk through a casino to see a movie.
18. You can spot a tourist from 3 miles away.
19. Limos are an everyday sighting.
30. You laugh at people taking pictures in front of the welcome sign.
31. You don't own an umbrella.
32. Sixty degrees is cold enough to wear a jacket.
33. You can wear shorts in the winter.
34. You get bored in the Entertainment Capital of the World.
35. You've never had to pay for parking.
36. You are outraged to pay more than 9.99 for prime rib and a lobster tail.
37. You've forgotten what rain looks like.

Answer 3

You know you're a Vegan when you laugh about the people stuck in their hotel rooms pleasuring themselves to $25 per day porno. After being rejected by every local coctail waitress and the rest of the local females in town. Because this tourist had the assumption that people in Vegas have no morals, cannot maintain a meaningful relationship and are plagued with sexually transmitted diseases. All of these assumptions sound like a tourist who has taken the "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" way too seriously.

It is true that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas though we talk about you and you're animal behavior for months after you leave.... ha ha ha

Answer 4

When you you know to expect to get an ad for "We will be at your room in just 20 minutes" when you are looking into the newpaper machines on the streets.

When you get annoyed seeing men and women on the strip getting paid to hand out trash for tourists to toss on ground, even though it is illegal for them to be there.

When you can go into a casino and hear people screaming after they won a couple of dollars, you know it is going right back to that casino.

Answer 5

You drive on the the Strip and aren't staring up in amazement.

You don't even notice the slot machines in grocery stores, gas stations, etc.

You're on the Strip and you're more annoyed by the traffic than in awe of the neon.

You see 10 people doing U-turns in a one mile stretch.

Answer 6

when you get ticket off by the posters that want cheap hotel rooms and want to put six people in one room


I live here and most that come out are so fricckin cheap they never tip anyone. They really should just stay home and be miserable

Answer 7

The comedians at Las Vegas shows don't have a snappy wisecrack response when they ask you "Where are you from?"

Answer 8

If i had a dollar for every time someone asked me to do something i would have a million dollars and would spend it on some servants of my own

Answer 9

You go to another place you leave everything in Vegas because everything have to stay in Vegas.

Answer 10

You know that am and pm are interchangeable.
You know you can get anything, even married, at a drive through.
The fact that there are more strip clubs than starbucks doesn't phaze you.