We're off to see the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.....
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City ....
...and went to find the Great Wizard
"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
"I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!" said the Wizard, "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:
"Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! Says the Wizard."
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said,
"The American people say that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do YOU want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
2007-08-14 12:41:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hahaha! Angelo, you crack me up!
Something uplifting on this rather gloomy day of mine. Thanks. ;-)
2007-08-14 14:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could ask the Wizard to grant me an Illustrated First version replica signed in Emerald green Ink by potential of L. Frank Baum & each and all the solid contributors of the 1st ouncesfilm!! i could additionally ask for a Bushel Basket of Emeralds & a "date" with Sandra (Sandy) Baum @ the Emerald Ball & linked AH KANSAS activities!! From: the Land of AHS (KANSAS) to the Land of oz & returned returned!! playstation : i could desire to have Toto`s Paw Prints too!!
2016-10-15 08:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LO L that is too funny... will you take me to see the wizard, theres a few things I need...
2007-08-14 16:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by No Drama for this Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just follow the Yellow brick road! FAR....FAR from here!
2007-08-14 12:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by The FFX Blitz ™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! I'm gonna get you my pretty......
2007-08-14 13:14:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was great, thanks =)
2007-08-14 18:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by 123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋