If I locked you in my basement and only fed you TWO TYPES OF CHEESE for a month which would you ask for?

Question

and no I dont care if youre lactose intolerant, so which 2 cheese types would you want to eat for a month, this is all im giving you by the way, that and tap water

i was thinking cheddar and mozzarella, but i wanted to check before i go shopping, save on gas ya know :)

Answer 1

Can it be sharp cheddar and can the mozzarella be in string cheese form? I know I am picky...but if I am locked in a basement I should get some kind of perk

Answer 2

Colby Jack and Mozzarella

Answer 3

Mozzarella, definitely; anything sharper would get really annoying after the first meal or so.

As for the second -- hmm. Maybe Salmon-flavored Philly cream cheese. That's pretty good.

Answer 4

Those cute little "Cow Brand" cheeses, and Havarti. Tap water is just fine. Of course you'd have to call the cardiologist in about10 days, But hey, it's all in the game. I WANT crackers, though. Ahmak brand.

Answer 5

I'll be good with just the tap water. I tend to get constipated easily.
If Jesus can go 40 days w/o food, I guess I could go thirty. I have plenty of blubber stored away for just an occasion.

Answer 6

I'm not picky, so here are my choices---------cottage cheese, monterey jack, cheddar/mozz mix, swiss, muenster, colby cheddar, melted cheese for nachos, and yeh, since ya mentioned mozzarella...why not!!!!!! throw in some doritos and soda, NOT WATER------------ we are not your Prisoners so treat US good and we want dessert too and HBO hooked up and a Karaoke machine!

Thanks!

Answer 7

Smoked cheddar and string cheese.

Answer 8

Monterrey Jack and Havarti with Dill

Answer 9

Cheddar and Havarti

Answer 10

sharp cheddar & mozzarella. I agree. But only if they're tilamook.