I just was! I thought I was going to die!!!
2007-08-14 11:24:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, there were traffic lights out, a merging lane & it was raining ... so imagine, heavy rain, water swooshing across the windshield, I was bouncing in my car & it got so bad I was screaming in my car (it was at night & I have tinted windows, so no one saw me) & I was yelling Oh my God! I was in the middle lane & was considering getting over & turning on a sidestreet & peeing in the gutter -- somehow I made it home ... and you know how when you get closer to the toilet your body knows it -- well, that was it, I couldn't take anymore, I got out of the car, got to the bottom of my steps & I couldn't make it upstairs, so I stood there & just pissed my pants - I was wearing black pants & sandals and it was raining hard so no one could tell, the rain washed it away ... I went upstairs & cleaned up ... I can't believe I just shared that with all of you!
(Oooohhh I'm so jealous of boys being able to pee wherever they need to!)
2007-08-14 11:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. I hate when that happens. Back in my early 20's, like most young people with lots of debris in their cars, I would just go in a random fast food cup (you can do this when you're short and skinny. Just push the seat way back). Now, since I am beyond the point of shame and I recognize that I have no bladder capacity whatsoever, I'll just hop out of the car and wee wherever I am. As long as there isn't a cop nearby. Gotta go, gotta go!
The funniest time was a few years back when a bunch of us were coming home after a drunk Friday out and got stuck on I-66. The knuckleheads in the pimpmobile next to us were talking smack when I hopped out of my friend's truck to pee. "Hey baby, how you d......ew!!!" Hilarious!
2007-08-14 18:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was on my way to a wake and I nearly died from having to pee so bad. I decided I couldn't hold it any longer and went to some 7-11 and they said "Soddy. Nod opon to pohblic," so I had to decide if I should risk it and find another place, or just wait and go at the funeral home. I waited & went at the funeral home.
2007-08-14 18:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fortunately, I was able to pull over to the side of the road, found a clump of trees and did my thing. Since then, I always keep a jar in the car.
2007-08-14 18:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes and a few blocks from my home I got caught by a freight train. It was the worse!
2007-08-14 18:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by Nico 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ya but being a man i can do what i need to do with just a bottle to pee in.. and i can do it while driving..
2007-08-14 18:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by jackie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know you're in trouble when the Pee-Pee dance doesn't work any more!
2007-08-14 18:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by racerkeith 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Were you the one on the road out of Pullman last November?!?
2007-08-14 18:32:15 · answer #8 · answered by Mystickjen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It happens to us all. And it probably causes a lot of car accidents.
2007-08-14 18:30:14 · answer #9 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and all most did too hate it
2007-08-14 18:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by marsh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋