I went to get some chinese fast food for lunch yesterday. My fortune in my fortune said "Wednesday Is Your Lucky Day" I have never had a fortune that accurate before. That's also the weirdest fortune I've ever had. Well I joked about it to family and collegues and they all said lottery so I'm thinking tomorrow I'm going to buy a lottery ticket. Win, lose it won't hurt.
What's the weirdest fortune cookie fortune you've ever gotten?
2007-08-14 10:58:54 · 14 answers · asked by christigmc 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Many years ago at Chef Tong's in Santa Cruz, CA, I got "Soon, and in the company of a young man."
I have no idea what it meant, but I still have it somewhere.
2007-08-14 11:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by cerridwenamcoedwig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we went to an Adult Chinese food feast at a bar in San Jose, CA. They handed out the cookies at the door and we weren't to open them until 12;00. Mine said " You will make passionate love to the person beside you".
He was a 250 lbs. biker type and I just kinda stayed away for the rest of the night. I did meet a beautiful red head who went home with me though. She's still there, 14 years later, with my kids and check-book.
2007-08-14 20:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by The Forgotten 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mother opened a cookie once and there was no fortune in it. I took her home right away...laughing. I said she wasnt safe to be with, she had no future.
2007-08-14 18:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by Erie_Irish 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
^This happened to my friend and I, my fortune cookie said this is a good opportunity and his said wait for a better opportunity. lol. Okay, so it was funny to us.
2007-08-16 18:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salam thats not fortune thats LEFT overs and Dead Ends and you know what happens to them you can let them grow into dragons or you can leave them for the Trash!
Khair inshAllah
2007-08-21 07:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
all my fortunes say that I`ll be prosperous and happy. I think that`s a good fortune!
2007-08-21 15:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"
2007-08-14 18:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops! Wrong cookie!
2007-08-14 18:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Rebekah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not weird but funny:
Eat more Chinese food.
2007-08-21 13:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by merrybodner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Inspected by Number 14" LOL
2007-08-15 00:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by catnap82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋