2007-08-14 10:49:31 · 21 answers · asked by cindy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this was much easier at the Bar, ya know?
2007-08-14 13:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by kickmeloose 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Can you hold my beer?
How fast were you going? You had to be doing 125 just to keep up with me.
Aren't you the guy from the village people?
You're not going to check the trunk are you?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, just as long as one of us does.
What do you mean have I been drinking? I thought you were a trained specialist.
Don't you have to be in good physical shape to be a cop?
Did you know I pay your salary?
2007-08-14 17:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Turtle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey aren't you the guy in the picture next to the bed of the woman I was screwing last night.
2007-08-14 17:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me sir, but do you have a cork screw I could borrow? I can't get the damn cork outta the wine bottle.
2007-08-14 17:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ish it true that you became a cop so you could carry a gun to compen-- comensa-- coppens--
make up for your small willy?
I SMELL BACON !
I love you, man. I mean it. I reallllly love you duude.
2007-08-14 18:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by person 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How the hell did you catch me I was going like 120??
2007-08-14 17:54:36 · answer #6 · answered by Jan 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Do you really keep your only bullet in your shirt pocket, Barney?
2007-08-14 17:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jess 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why did you pull me over michael D LUV YA
2007-08-14 18:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by michael d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weren't you the stripper at that party I was just at?
2007-08-14 17:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Would you like a beer?
2007-08-14 17:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋