men...please answer honestly :)?

Question

if your partner asked you these

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"


my answers

1. how many fish will i catch on my next trip
2. would love you more if you were a big fish
3. no love...dont be silly
4. you're loads sexier
5. fish 5 times a week
:)

watch out lads..theres a minibiatch snooping ;)

Answer 1

do you feck on first date
of course i do
yes
oh feck aye
cry
4 yes fish is the new woman
you are talking piss
than carol vordamn
smelly fingers

Answer 2

A) You or your child developed allergies (if you don't have them already)- would you take medicine for the allergies, or give the cat away? That would hinge directly on the severity of the allergy; if the allergy had the potential to be deadly, the cat would have to go. Sorry, kitty; but humans come first. ======================================... B) If you were moving into a new place that you absolutely love, but the landlord doesn't accept animals in the building, would you search for a different place to live or give up the cat? That would never happen unless it was the only place available. In that circumstance I would board the cat until I could find other suitable accommodations. ======================================... C) If the cat became aggressive ( are you willing to try to solve the behavioural issues? or would you drop the cat off at a shelter?) That DID happen and the cat ended up attacking an infant; my 1 year old son, severely injuring the child's neck. The cat did not live to see the next day. The vet did not have any issues with that. This cat had attacked him three times previous to the cat attacking the baby. I should add that this was not as much of a behavioural issue as it was a neurological/birth related disorder. The cat had already lived 6 years longer than it had any right to. It should have died at birth with the rest of it's litter mates (severely inbred) and deformed. ======================================... D) If the cat became injured and you had no money to take it to the vet - would you keep the cat and let it suffer (if there was no possible way for you to get money)? or drop it off at a shelter? Loaded question in these (isolated) parts. The nearest vet is one hour away and the nearest shelter is over two hours away and will not take animals from outside their jurisdiction. If I had no money I would not be able to get to either of them anyway. And I would not let the animal suffer just to prove how much I love it. If the injury or illness were that serious the animal would have to be put down. We do have farmers in the area that perform that 'service'. * * * NOTE * * * Your questions are just a bit 'loaded' to be asking for YES or NO answers. Without the option to explain the responses, some cat owners might come off as being cruel, heartless b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s and other could be misinterpreted as being members of the 'animals before humans' crowd. That is not fair to the responders and there are those that will skew your results to avoid being labelled as such. And humans lie on surveys anyway - that's why I never trust surveys OR polls.

Answer 3

1) How much you're Radiance fills my life
2) More that the fact that i can breathe
3) No you do not look fat and even if you did it would not change one iota of the way I feel about you.
4) Prettier only in a Barbyish way and could never compare to you as a real woman.
5) I would grieve for eternity

Answer 4

1 (they notice me squint and they think Im in deep thought... the honest answer) "I need to fart" if i dont need to fart, i describe exactly what I was thinking, it is nice to be asked.
2. If yes, then yes. If no, this is what I love about you, but no.
3. if yes, yes you could lose some weight, if no. Are you kidding I remeber when you took of your top for the first time, my mouth got dry it was open so long. damn I still **** over you. (even more than your mother)
4. what difference I love you (see point 2) and I rate attractiveness on the over package, and you have yo mammas...
5. your mum

Answer 5

seriously:-
1. when's the next gig?
2. say what? i was miles away..
3. i never noticed any fat on you
4. who?
5. scream and feel depressed

joke:-
1. huh?
2. what?
3. who?
4. somewhere over there..
5. where's my newspaper?

Answer 6

1 - when's the next football game on

2 - sure why do you ask

3 - nah - it's the skirt that makes you look that way

4 - hell no

5 - besides watch every football game - oh i don't know - i'd somehow figure out a way to manage

Answer 7

I'm not a man,but am gonna answer anyway........
I hope she kicks your @rse and bans you from the bedroom for the next ten fookin years,lol


Edit........ Oi! I'm not snooping!
Much

Answer 8

1) I don't think, I do
2) Yes, why do you ask that?
3) No, you're freaking size 0
4) No
5) I don't know.

Answer 9

LOL #3 is always a loaded question

Answer 10

"just static and nothingness"
"I love you more than anything"
"You do not look fat"
"No ne is prettier than you"
"After the mourning, I'd try to move on"