What is the stupidest thing you ever did at work?

Question

I went outside last week sat on a bench and fell asleep. For 3 hours. When I went back no one even noticed I was gone. Sniff

Answer 1

I answered the phone " Hello, Meatballs International"

I do not kid you. I was eating my spaghetti at my desk and the rest, you get it

Answer 2

That's hilarious!

The stupidest thing I ever did was answer the phone using the name of my previous place of employment (which was a hospital). Totally freaked the caller out! There was no way to explain, so I just hung up and prayed she thought she dialed the wrong number!

Answer 3

The other day it was my fathers old friends birthday whom i have know since i was small but not very well. Well anyways we now work together on the same floor and i went into his office to say happy birthday (he just turned 55) and he began to show me photos of him and his two oldest children when they were younger. When he showed me the picture of his older son i asked him... "oh is that the guy who has the little boy?"... well since you don't know... that little boy who is like 7 is the old mans youngest SON!!!! lets just say i didn't get a big piece of his birthday cake... i felt so stupid!!

Answer 4

Hmmm. There are so many things I've done I can't pick the worst...

In my younger days at my previous job,
I was friendly with a coworker...
Came to work drunk.
Played hide and seek (this was sober)
Once I engaged in some illegal activity. (not saying)

that is all I'm saying!!!

Oh, and I took off with the delivery guys truck and hid it, and made him think it was stolen... I got in trouble for that one!

Answer 5

i drank 8 beers right before my shift as a manager once back in the day. got to work very trashed but decently composed. then smoked a fat blunt in the walk-in cooler with everyone on shift. i was the cool manage,r needless to say i will never let my kids have a job when they grow up.

Answer 6

i was the new girl at my job. I had to go pee but held it for a long time because i was trying to do as much as possible.

Finally I couldn't hold it no more. I ran to the back bathroom. Ran in did my business, washed up and ran back out.

I was walking back to my desk and I hear loud laughter from some
of the girls and guys. So here I am walking to my desk in the front area ready to sit down when the girl behind me taps me and says " your skirt is tucked in your panties " holy crap ! I just flashed the entire office.

I mean it was a small office a group of 12 and I showed them my huge a**.

To top it off my name was called out in the loud speaker.

t was my boss and he wanted to see me.

I go in his office and find his wife, the manager, and my gf who got me the job busting out laughing watching a video.

It was of me a**ed out.

i didn't know the office had cameras installed in discreet areas and they were rewinding, fast forwarding, and zooming in on the action.

I didn't last there long but my boss said it was a hell of a way to move up!

Answer 7

At the place I used to work at, I was calling a guy "ma'am" throughout an entire customer satisfaction survey. He didn't correct me until the very ending...I felt so horrible, but he really sounded like a chick!

: )

Answer 8

I've done a few stupid things.

Once, working at an animal hospital, I called to check on a dog who had been there the day before, you know, to see how he was doing...
When I asked, the owner reminded me that she had brought the dog in to be euthanized the day before. The dog wasn't doing well, at all, because it was dead. =(

I also threw away some stupid old drawings of a hotel that I worked in. I found out later that they were the blueprints for the building. I found this out when they described them to me because they were looking for them and needed them.

Answer 9

I once threw a 2 liter of water off the roof of my building (it is 12 stories tall)

Answer 10

Accidently left a demonstration rat disection right where the teachers have lunch!