I am trapped in a dark room with no electricity and I lick the wall mold for my daily meal. Dont worry I still say grace before meals. I need to escape but I only have a few things in this room.
The items are:
3 quetips
A flash light with no battery
1 battery
windex
a couple of porno magz.
a picture of Britney Spears (before her head was shaved)
using these items can anyone suggest an escape method?
Last thing I remember before finding myself in this room is eating these weird looking mushrooms off of a tree near a swamp.
2007-08-14 08:12:42 · 3 answers · asked by Naked*fatman 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
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2007-08-14 08:13:29 · update #1
Pull the cotton off the quetips.
Take the staples out of the spine of the porno mags.
Bend and link the staples together into a staple chain.
Roll the pages of the porno mags into a tube.
Put the cotton onto the middle of the staple chain.
Hold one end of the staple chain to the ends of the battery.
The staple chain will get red hot and ignite the cotton.
Hold the rolled up pages of the porno mag to the burning cotton and light them like a torch.
Use the torch to find your way out or to find the door and then burn it down.
You're free!!!
BTW, make sure you throw the pic of Britney onto the flames from the burning door before you leave the room.
2007-08-14 12:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jim B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How bout put the battery in the flashlight so maybe you can see your way out.
2007-08-14 09:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by bryant c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please move your question to the Mental Health section.
2007-08-14 08:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by sensible_man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋