Liberals , Conservatives , Libertarians , Wackos , Countrymen - Points And Prizes For Best Answer !!!?

Question

What's the craziest question or answer you've ever seen on this site ? And did your mama tell you not to come ?

'Want some whiskey in your water. . sugar in your tea?
What's these crazy questions they keep askin me
This is the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn-on the lights. . . . Cause I don't wanna see

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't no way to fun , NO

Open up your window. . . let some air in this room
I think I'm almost chokin. .from the smell of stale perfume
And that cigarette you're smokin
That'll scare me half to death
Open up the window sucka. . . Let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said. . . That ain't no way to have fun. . son
That ain't no way to fun. . .NO


So. . . . . What Is The Craziest Question Or Answer That You've Ever Had The Privilege Of Witnessing On This Glorious Site ?

Rage - See the reference to 'stale perfume' ? Can ya take a hint or do we gotta spell it out for ya ?

Celtic - Yes Three dog Night . And it was written by Randy Newman of 'Short People' fame and others !!

Egg-Lady - LMAO , I'm pretty sure I saw that one too !!

Answer 1

Some dude asked how much he should charge for selling his kids to Gypsies. He got some serious answers, as I recall.

Answer 2

I think the craziest question I ever read here was asking if Bush was going to use the 100,000 dead Iraqis from the war, to offset the carbon put into the environment by his private jet.

Very sobering indeed. I remember thinking that question was going a bit too far with the Bush-bashing.

Answer 3

UMMMMM.. Earnest! I think this one takes the HONORS for CRAZIEST QUESTION.

P.S Earnest who sang that one, was it three dog night or something like that????

COOL, Earnest thanx, my favourite was Diana Ross, I adored her, MOWTOWN was and still is the best music ever, ranks at the top right alongside ROCK!

P.P.S A star as a trophy for CRAZIEST QUESTION..

Answer 4

Mama told me not to come
And Yet I came anyway
Now Im lookin' at what it is
And what it is I cannot say!

To answer: One time I was "Cannonball"

Q:Would they fire a Cannon if it had BALLS?
A:(me answering) Nowadays its the Libs/Dems who got the balls!

I won best answer!
His rebuttal: "Grow UP!"

And so I did.
=)

Answer 5

Short Bus is the king of crazy. Too many to remember by him. He makes my YA time 100 times more enjoyable.

Answer 6

Here's my song:

I just love living in America
Its the land for me....
Cause I can be crazy as I want to
because it runs in my family

In other countries
they would lock me up
I talk to much SHEET about the government
If I was living in Cuba...Castro would shoot my family.

Answer 7

Having that song pop in my head on prom night as I was preparing to lose my virginity was about the most twisted thing to ever happen to anyone in their whole life. I'm going to keep singing "OOOGA CHAGA, OOOGA CHAGA, OOOGA OOOGA OOOGA CHAGA" until I can drown that memory again!

Answer 8

Whenever Crypto Jew Girl warns us of an upcoming terrorist attack. And then takes credit for foiling the attack due to all of the internet buzz.

Answer 9

Your questions are pretty funny...but really not ridiculous.

Can I have a prize anyway?

Answer 10

the only one i'll remember is the funniest:

"Was re-electing George W. Bush to a second term a liberal plot to destroy America?"