Is hot-gluing paper clips a good cure for balding tires?

Question

I live on Hilltop drive and I don't think I can make it around that Edgecliff turn again!

Answer 1

i think i heard you need knobby tires for good turns.if thats true, i'd try using the erasers off the ends of your pencils first.
and hold onto the rest of the pencil(s), too. if you ever get stuck in the mud you can use them for putting under the tires , for that all-important traction

Answer 2

Try Rogaine. Its the cure for tire pattern baldness!

Ingredient
Active Ingredient Purpose
Minoxidil 5% w/w (without propellant) Hair regrowth treatment for men
Uses

To regrow hair on the top of the scalp (vertex only, see pictures inside label)
Warnings

For external use only. For use by men only.
Extremely Flammable: Avoid fire, flame, or smoking during and immediately following application.

Do not use if

* you are a woman
* your amount of hair loss is different than that shown on the inside of this label or your hair loss is on the front of the scalp. 5% minoxidil topical foam is not intended for frontal baldness or receding hairline.
* you have no family history of hair loss
* your hair loss is sudden and/or patchy
* you do not know the reason for your hair loss
* you are under 18 years of age. Do not use on babies and children.
* your scalp is red, inflamed, infected, irritated, or painful
* you use other medicines on the scalp

Ask a doctor before use if you have heart disease

When using this product

* do not apply on other parts of the body
* avoid contact with the eyes. In case of accidental contact, rinse eyes with large amounts of cool tap water.
* some people have experienced changes in hair color and/or texture
* it takes time to regrow hair. Results may occur at 2 months with twice a day usage. For some men, you may need to use this product for at least 4 months before you see results.
* the amount of hair regrowth is different for each person. This product will not work for all men.

Stop use and ask a doctor if

* chest pain, rapid heartbeat, faintness, or dizziness occurs
* sudden, unexplained weight gain occurs
* your hands or feet swell
* scalp irritation or redness occurs
* unwanted facial hair growth occurs
* you do not see hair regrowth in 4 months

May be harmful if used when pregnant or breast-feeding.
Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.
Directions

* apply half a capful 2 times a day to the scalp in the hair loss area
* massage into scalp with fingers, then wash hands well
* see enclosed booklet for complete directions on how to use
* using more or more often will not improve results
* continued use is necessary to increase and keep your hair regrowth or hair loss will begin again

Other information

* hair growth has been shown in a clinical study of men (mostly white) aged 18-49 years who used it for 4 months
* see hair loss pictures on right
* before use, read all information on package and enclosed booklet
* keep the package. It contains important information.
* store at controlled room temperature 20º to 25º C (68º to 77º F)
* contents under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate container. Do not expose to heat or store at temperatures above 120º F (49º C).

Using the Product:

* To open container: Match arrow on can ring with arrow on cap. Pull off cap.
* Within the hair thinning area, part the hair into one or more rows to maximize scalp exposure.
* The foam may begin to melt right away on contact with your warm skin. If your fingers are warm, rinse them in cold water
first. (Be sure to dry them thoroughly before handling the foam.)
* Hold the can upside down and press nozzle to dispense the topical foam product onto your fingers. The total amount of foam applied should not exceed half a capful.
* Using your fingers, spread the foam over the hair loss area and gently massage into scalp and then wash your hands well.
* After each use, close the container to make child resistant by snapping the cap back on to the can.

Answer 3

Ooooh..use the pretty pastel-coloured ones!