Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That’s not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"
They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a BJ. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I’ll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you’ve been replaced
* Star it if you like :)
2007-08-14 06:26:56 · 10 answers · asked by Ron 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I've seen variations before, but the characters involved make this the funniest version yet. Gave you the star. Don't mind the whacko's who refuse to understand humor.
2007-08-14 09:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Whootziedude 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-08-14 06:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bleh! 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!! Chelsie is getting redy to go off to college. Hillary asks her " For your own good I need toknow if you are sexually active". Chelsie says "Not according to daddy!"
2016-05-17 21:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
2007-08-14 08:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by mountaindew25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bill will give anybody head, so would that be hell to him. J/K
2007-08-14 07:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
D'oh!!!
Heheheheheheheh
cute ...
2007-08-14 06:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very, very good.
2007-08-14 09:12:59 · answer #7 · answered by slodana2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!
THAT is a good one!!
2007-08-14 07:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by tiny Valkyrie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my...........lol!
2007-08-14 06:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-08-14 06:57:27 · answer #10 · answered by tehckisnow 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋