I'm so angry today and I don't now why. Maybe it's my time of the week.
2007-08-14 06:20:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You are my Sunshine, my only sunshine. I'll make you happy when people are jerks. you'll never know dear how much they fear you... Please don't take my sunshine away.
2007-08-14 06:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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A. They don't have balls to scratch!
2007-08-14 14:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by K~E~G 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh Dude what's the matter? You never answered my question if you got your hair cut. Or did you get them all cut? .I'm glad you're back to you. I got nothing against dogs and I love mine to death but it just wasn't you. Maybe now that you're back to your normal self with your giant burger everything will be right in your world again. Can you feel the love Dude?!
2007-08-14 15:51:15 · answer #3 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could tell you about my day but then you'd be angry AND depressed so I'll just wish you the best and hope all gets better as soon as possible!
2007-08-14 13:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My acupuncturist friend says that men have shifting cycles of hormones...
Would you like some of what my Bengal cat, "Meow" must have been drinking??? When I went downstairs this morning, she was sitting IN (sort of hanging from) the dining room chandelier!!!
(Don't worry, she's petite - only 8 pounds)...
2007-08-14 13:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually some idiots are taking this section way to serious I find it Hillari. Check out some of my questions
2007-08-14 13:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you could have seen the shocked look on my face after reading your 360 page today you would have been rolling! hahahahhahahah.
2007-08-14 13:38:24 · answer #7 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab a coke, go grab a lawn chair and go sit in the sun. It will make you feel better :)
Have fun
2007-08-14 13:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by Andrew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what your dogs are for!
Whenever I am mad/sad/whatever, i just have to LOOK at my dog and all the bad energy is gone.
That or a bottle of wine.
2007-08-14 13:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Come on over to the Golf section for that invasion. :)
2007-08-14 13:24:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,time to shake your BOOTY
and watch the cares fly away !!
Crank up some Jams !!
LOL !!
; )
2007-08-14 13:42:14 · answer #11 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋