Have you ever planned a secret sexual encounter with your man? Made him a special dinner, dressed in sexy clothing, lit candles etc....you know the whole nine yards. He arrives home gives you a big hug and kiss, then farts and scratches his sweaty private parts. Doesn't that just ruin everything you imagined would happen? Why do guys have to do that all the time. Don't they realize what they could be missing?
2007-08-14 06:02:18 · 12 answers · asked by hlp4U1799 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Your answers are funny. Don't misunderstand he doesn't do this all the time, lol. It just seems like when I have something planned, let me re-phrase - I have a mental plan, he ruins it by acting like a pig. It spoils the moment, see what I mean. Most of the time he doesn't even know that I have a plan, lol.
2007-08-14 07:49:23 · update #1
Yes, it has happened....it is nasty...it ruins the moment...we love him anyway....he is comfy with you...he doesn't hide himself from you....even though at times we wish he would!
2007-08-14 06:35:50 · answer #1 · answered by smith.niki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband does it all the time. Sometimes I find it amusing, most times I do not. It's man thing. Don't even bother trying to understand it. *Sigh*
2007-08-14 13:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by TwyztedChyck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i agree. Sometimes my husband hug and kiss me without washing his hands first (or maybe brushing his teeth ha! ha!, anyway i still love him)
2007-08-14 23:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by grasya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time he goes down south.....you know. Let a big fart out and see how he likes it.
2007-08-14 13:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only because it stunk like raw sewage, no more seafood and nookie. I've blew gas to but he didn't smell it.
2007-08-14 13:08:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coulc've been worse... You could've been the 6 and he was the 9!!! :)~
2007-08-14 13:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once when I was giving my hubby a bj he farted just as he was ******, I tried not to laugh. I just ignored it but inside I was LMAO
2007-08-14 13:09:18 · answer #7 · answered by Steven's Mommy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt most people can relate to this. Sounds like you are married to a disgusting pig! Too bad for you....
2007-08-14 13:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA!! Hilarious! Did this really happen to you?
I think if it happened to me I'd just try to out-fart him!
2007-08-14 13:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well try being behind your woman doggystyle and she lets one go YUK lol.
2007-08-14 13:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋