A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too."
Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
2007-08-14 05:06:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahaha!!! I'm going to be a little old lady someday!!!
2007-08-14 05:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 for you plus a gold star because that's how funny you are ha ha ha lol
2016-05-17 10:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by courtney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember when we were growing up the saying never trust anyone over thirty!!!! Shoot been there and passed it on up! But I like her style, (old lady).... Good to have ya back MofQ
2007-08-14 05:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by No Drama for this Queen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will never trust little old ladies again lol
2007-08-14 05:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw mama from the train (lol)
2007-08-14 08:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLZZ THATS FUNNY
HEHEHE
2007-08-14 05:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!! Thanks for the laughs !
2007-08-14 12:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh =)
2007-08-14 10:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by 123 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-08-14 05:16:39 · answer #9 · answered by K Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋