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I'd like to take over a small country in south America, to start human cloning for the elite.
Is there a way I can get in contact with mercenaries or a militia group?

2007-08-14 05:05:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Biology

I'm willing to pay top dollar.
and stock options when available.
I need sponsors too.
Look it's going to happen, I just want in now.

2007-08-14 05:12:25 · update #1

So far, you all lack vision

2007-08-14 05:16:02 · update #2

9 answers

Personally I'd go for an island, far more secluded.

As for the mercenaries, that's easy, we have this little thing called the "US-UK Coalition" which, if you tell them this island has a lot of oil and make up an excuse (e.g. this island also has a lot of bombs), will take over the island for you.

Now onto the cloning. That's where it gets tricky, you'll need to build a lab on this island, get equipment, get the elite over there - this all costs money! But, remember our old friends "US-UK Coalition"? They were momentarily the government for your island before handing power back to you, so they were responsible for any slips, trips or falls (go for all three, just to make sure) that may have occured while they were in charge. Once power is handed back to you, set up a court and sue them for everything they have got (its a lot!).

Good look, I look forward to my invitation

2007-08-14 12:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Nick S 4 · 0 0

Its too hot in South America, and the parasites will infest your army.

It makes more sense to have a farm in Montana, and let your clones grow up in a buffalo uterus. That way as soon as they are born, you can give them a rifle.

2007-08-14 05:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I don't know why you would want to clone humans...did you know that Dolly the Sheep was an actual clone...so I do not think it will work and didn't you see the movie The Island...

Bad idea sir...I wouldnt clone myself...

2007-08-14 05:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by <3<3<3<3 4 · 0 2

The company which was cloning cats for profit has failed. Good luck getting financing.

2007-08-14 06:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Check out that movie "The Boys from Brazil." It has been done already so you are not a pioneer.

2007-08-14 06:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1 1

how about cloning a brain, so we can fill your head with something other than air..

2007-08-14 05:11:27 · answer #6 · answered by robbie-5675 3 · 0 2

mannn u r insane....n ne way da world ne way doesnt need more population than it can handle.........

2007-08-14 06:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by pahini5 2 · 0 2

Not a good idea.

2007-08-14 05:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

ur dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

2007-08-14 05:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by Mightyred 1 · 0 3

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