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damn superman squirrels

2007-08-14 04:43:42 · 41 answers · asked by Buk #60 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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cause your nuts

2007-08-14 04:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 11 3

OOOooo, you're just the man I've been looking for! Bring your ears over to my attic and help me catch this squirrel invader. He makes more noise than a herd of elephants...and I even went and got a live trap so I could catch him and take him outside. The stupid nerk won't cooperate! I NEED your ears!!!!

2007-08-14 09:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1 2

No but I'm partial to Golden retrievers.

2016-04-01 11:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do squirrrels have tongues? Do supermen squirrels wear spandex outfits with little capes?

2007-08-22 04:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by aja5505 3 · 0 1

Because you have nuts in them maybe, or maybe the squirrel really likes you.

2007-08-14 09:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by Lady 5 · 0 2

cuz everyone knows you are really a squirrel that only thinks he a human...

2007-08-22 03:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because your ears are really tasty and the squirrels have no fear of the pantsless?

2007-08-15 09:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I would guess it's due to your I-pod having all those old Jim Reeves songs on it...to super-squirrels, Jim Reeves is like kryptonite buddy. They are just trying to get you to turn it off.

2007-08-14 04:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Superdog 7 · 3 2

LOL>>>>They can smell the extra peanut butter, that you have been storing away...behind your ears. If you just find another hiding spot for it, they might leave you alone, for a while....

2007-08-14 09:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1 2

Gathering wax for making impressions of the key to the P&S sausage depot.

2007-08-14 05:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

LOL LOL LOL LOL oh how I love your humor.... thank you..... could it be possible that you have a big bushy tail that you haven't noticed or your still wearing p-nut butter from our last P/S party... your wild baby wild...

2007-08-22 04:44:38 · answer #11 · answered by No Drama for this Queen 5 · 0 1

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