2007-08-14 04:27:35 · 32 answers · asked by Molly 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
Clive R - Won't that wipe the laquer off again?
2007-08-14 05:05:43 · update #1
smear the surface with excrament, theres no way he'll touch it...
2007-08-14 10:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by danchip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chrome Letter Box
2016-11-12 04:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by kelm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Molly: nobody is perfect (whoever the hell Hyacinth Bucket is, your answerers obviously are using her as the characature of fussy perfectionist housekeeping), so don't sweat this. Once a week, take a bottle of Windex and a paper towel and wipe down your letterbox if the postman's fingerprints really bother you. Leave him a tip at Christmas and say hello politely whenever you happen to see him. Be happy we still have daily mail delivery and worry about something really important like universal health care or the war in Iraq.
2007-08-14 04:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Make a noose in somewhat twine, watch for the s h i t to adhere his dick throughout the time of the letterbox, snag it , pull it tight and tie the different end of the twine to the interior door manage. have been given him! next, circulate out and phone all your neighbours and passers by to teach them your capture. Take some photos consisting of your digital camera or greater suited nevertheless get it on video, then call the police, not in the present day concepts, this could be something to truly savour and luxuriate in for as long as you would be able to desire to before thinking "stretching it" somewhat too a techniques.
2016-12-15 14:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by embrey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes take the letterbox off your door and chuck it in the bin then go and get a life you sad person, brass boxes leave marks too thats why old people used to clean/polish them once a week hope this helps hahaha,ps maybe you could set up a call and collect from your local delivery office then the poor postman wouldnt have to go to your door
2007-08-14 04:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by iancross07@btinternet.com 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just put a notice near the letter box telling everybody not to use the letter box.
Or hang the chrome letter box inside the house on the wall where you can admire it, and fit a brass knocker/letter box to the door.
2007-08-14 04:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by Sprinkle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spray clear laquer and give it a quick wipe.
2007-08-14 05:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by CLIVE R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont....this man handles thousands of printed items a day. Think about what happens when you read just one newspaper?
Maybe if you leave the box open after grabbing your mail, he'll be less likely to smear it by just closing it.
2007-08-14 04:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by mooch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ! what a funny question, have you tried leaving him some latex gloves to put on before touching it? or prehaps leave him a nice clean cloth to wipe them away !! I'm sure if you ask him nicely.
Our postman used to leave little red elastic bands o/s our house ut after a friendly chat he now drops them a few doors down instead.
2007-08-14 04:38:20 · answer #9 · answered by K W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has to be a joke why would anyone have somethign as impractical as a chrome mail box, next thing your gonna say is how do I keep my solid oak chopping knives from going dull.
2007-08-14 04:35:03 · answer #10 · answered by silencetheevil8 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get him some nice gloves which I am sure that he will appreciate. you could get another letter box fitted just for your mail and leave the chrome one for show. I think that I will try to stop laughing now!
2007-08-14 04:36:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋