2007-08-14 03:03:29 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Cry in horror at all the slimy bugs, dirt, pee, and other unknown disgusting "extras" in a public toilet.
2. Then go anyway.
2007-08-14 03:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a man, and avoid having to do a "sit down" visit. But if that's absolutely necessary, I get a paper towel, wet it in the sink, and wipe the seat off vigorously.
Whether having stood or sat, I wash my hands thoroughly [as I do at home and work, if you're keeping score]. After drying my hands, I use the paper towel to open the door [they're always filthy with germs from those who DON'T wash their hands], block the door with my foot, throw the paper towel in the trash can, elbow the door back open, and depart. If there's no trash can by the exit door, I'll simply take it with me and deposit it in the nearest trash can.
EDIT: Oh, wait -- I just re-read your question, and realized you asked what I did BEFORE using a public toilet. Sorry. Anyway, I guess my ritual would best be described as, "Just dread having to use it."
2007-08-14 07:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Driving fast as I can to get home, or in the most extreme cases I have a mental list of decent restrooms that are on my route home. Then the hover method with toilet seat covers is the way to go!!!
I really dislike public restrooms.
2007-08-14 03:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First is sight.
Look around to see if there are any chunks of ANYTHING in the potty.
Then smell.
If it smells bad, then i try to hold it.
Then either place the sanitary toilet seat covers on, or line with paper.
I wont take a poo in a public potty.
Unless i get the upper lip sweat, and I just can't hold it.
2007-08-14 03:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weird question, but hey, I'm feeling weird today.
Wipe the toilet seat off and pick up all the toilet paper off the floor that careless people just dropped there because they like to make messes. Who cares if it's dirty, I'm going to wash my hands anyway. I end up picking up all the stray paper towels too. I hate when people don't care for the others that use the restrooms too.
2007-08-14 03:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by Tammerz 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Go to the nearest shop and buy a mop, bucket, cloths, gloves (heavy duty), disinfectant, bleach, toilet duck, air freshener, and a douche... then spend about 6 hours cleaning the place up thoroughly... then lay some clean tissue on the toilet seat for me to sit on, then take a dump and go.
2007-08-14 03:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Open the dorr with my foot (I kinda kick it). The lock the door. Wipe the seat with paper, then put the cover thing there (if they don't have covers, I put mounds of paper on the seat). Then go as quickly as I can, then flush it with my foot. Then open the door with a peice of paper. Then wash my hands (I turn on/off the sink, and open the door with paper towels).
Can't do the squat thing, doesnt work for me.
So basically, try not to touch anything.
2007-08-14 03:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I put on a headdress, pull out the maracas, pour a circle of salt around the toilet, and when I sit down, I begin chanting in tongues while I shake the maracas.
2007-08-14 03:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least wipe the seat with toilet paper. Thats only if it all ready looks clean. If it looks dirty, I go find another one. Flush with my shoe everytime. I don't touch anything with my skin that I don't have to. Cant do the squat thing tho, just doesnt work for me.
2007-08-14 03:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by skyehawke 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check for dunny paper, then either squat or if I wish to sit I line the entire seat with paper. (No use wiping the seat, the germs are still there)
Flushing the toilet with your foot sounds good, I'll do that next time.
2007-08-14 03:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♥jg spunk♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋