And others?
2007-08-14 00:41:08 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm the Freak Show Barker!! And Yes, I'm wearing that sweet old school Carny Barker Suit!
Come one Come all, see the Freaks o' nature!!! But be warned, this ain't for the faint o' heart! Or, sensible, church goin folk!!
Come gawk at the Four Foot, Man eating Chicken!! :: pulls curtain back to reveal midget with KFC Bucket::
See our bearded lady :: Curtian raises to reveal JR::
See the elusive walking taco ::curtain raises to reveal chewed away bars:: er um... ignore that....
2007-08-14 19:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would be shot out of a cannon and make a big hole in the tent and probably show up battered and bruised 3 days later . Or I would be a trapeze artist and by the time I reached halfway the cable would stretch to the ground and I would step off and take a bow then : )
2007-08-14 03:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'd just be Pauly the Anthro-Dragon as Pauly the Anthro-Dragon, generally acting goofier and sillier than the clowns, and looking sexy and handsome while doing so---and then stepping into a giant pile of elephant poop, because P-the-AD is rather predestined---not merely predisposed!---to have these minor confuzzling humiliations happen to him.
I'd also flawlessly breathe fire with no self-injury hazard, whatsoever.
*waves to lizard man above him!*
2007-08-14 22:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm definately the trapezing munchkin who at times gets shot out of a canon into a giant martini glass full of vodka...
Judas is the bearded lady
Sr Mary is the fortune teller
Buk is the ringmaster
Alec, you're the motorcycle of doom guys in the round cage
Mr. Bean is definately a clown (in a world where I'm not terrified of clowns)
Star and Jackass are siamese twins
Sally Sunshine is the doll who rides the elephant upside down
Mek of the Machine: firebreather
Smitty: that dude selling peanuts that makes you feel if you make eye contact with him you MUST buy a bag or your soul will be eternally damned
This gives me an idea for another painting...
2007-08-14 02:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋
I would be Miss Electra...a lady in a bathing suit that stands on a platform that is electrified and light up light bulbs in my mouth. Everyone else gets their chosen part and the rest get to be 35 clowns that get out of a tiny car!
2007-08-15 09:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by whattheheck? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now that I know Colonel Chiliman is the barker for the freak show I'd wanna be the tattooed lady. When I'm not scaring the normal people I'd be glad to help pick pockets and clean up elephant poop.
2007-08-15 06:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would scamper around the bleachers pick pocketing every ones goodies while everyone else was watching ...
Mr Bean the clown who shoves raisins and prunes up his nose, and sometimes quarters...
Mek the Machine the sword swallower...
Large Marge is being shot out of the cannon...
Haroula the damned is up there with Hellion flying the trapeze,
Shizz is walking the tightrope (but shes kinda wobbly)
Shazz is shaking the tightrope on the other end,
Justin B is out front playing his banjo, he has two quarter in his basket and a slug some assh threw in there,
Sister Mary Euthanasia is taming the tigers,
Alec the Dalek is juggling those midgets with his one eye stalk,
and of course...
Buk is master of ceremonies...
2007-08-14 01:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by Leepal 5 · 10⤊ 2⤋
The Lion tamer♦♦♦
2007-08-14 08:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Strongman
2007-08-14 20:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by MikeyG 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
um...I would be the quiet, unassuming bloke who makes sure all the costumes are laid out and ready for wear. Of course I would also have ensured that the ladies will need assistance with theirs, while the guys...well..they simply pull them on and away they go! Sigh..I suppose I could help out with any 'first aid' needed when the human cannonballs miss the net...sorry about putting it up in the wrong spot..but ya see..mustardseed keeps whacking me with her bow and arrow..and shooting the darn things at me for her daily practice.
crud can't think well enough to assign other positions...ohhhhh...there are soooo many candidates...so little time...sigh.
2007-08-14 05:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋