I Have A Son Called Buddy Who Thinks He's An Elf?

Question

Please can anybody help me. Thank you.

Answer 1

Take him to work and show him how to live a normal life as a sane human being...but don't take him to the mail room. Alcohol isn't good on anyone...especially elves.

Answer 2

I am not sure what the problem with this is really, I mean children have active imaginations and silly little fantasies will be grown out of, I think you should embrace this innocent age and let him be a child.

Maybe you could encourage him to pretend to be a boy when you go out, or have set times when it is ok to be an elf. It has to be gentle though, he is forming his own identity and to discount his belief of his identity at a young age may well cause him problem later on.

Explain to friends, teachers and family that he is going through a phase that he thinks he is an elf, and make a game out of it. Before you know it, he will think he is superman or something else that captures his imagination.

Welcome to the world of the innocent child.

Answer 3

Buddy the Elf?? What's his favorite color?

Answer 4

let him touch some iron of he can then he's not a elf.. elfs can't touch iron, its like poison to them.. just tell him that. its just a thing hes going though kiddo .. it'll pass.

Answer 5

take him along to the national elf service and see what they can do.

Answer 6

Nothing that a baseball bat and a heavy dosage of Prozac can't cure

Answer 7

Ahhh bless, theres nothing wrong with elves

Answer 8

i once knew an elf called elfish presley his he any relation .

Answer 9

Cook him some mushrooms. If he sits on them, he`s not fibbing.

Answer 10

Stalky-stalky stalk stalk.