2007-08-13 20:24:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
He'd say:
"...plead innocent no matter what, make the glove look like it don't fit, and get rid o' dose expensive shoes...act disinterested in court unless they talk about how cold blooded you is...den smirk...you know dat stupid little smirk that makes people wanna reach through da screen and smack the wheaties outta you...yeah, dat one...you seen Bush do it plenty."
2007-08-13 22:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by Warrior 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd tell him that he's a sick man and should be locked up for a long time. I mean come on OJ's not a savage he was just resolving some alimony issues. Lets not forget OJ rushed for 2,000 yards in one season, that's a lot harder than slashing two throats in one night...it really makes it seam nominal and uneventful.
2007-08-14 03:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring Johnny Cochrane back to life, find out if any of the investigators are racist, and pray for a jury that are dumber than a box of crap.
2007-08-14 06:07:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got away with murdering two people, you should be able to beat a dogfighting charge. Too bad Johnny "scumbag" Cochrane is dead.
2007-08-14 05:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by stan l 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is Johnny Cochrane's phone number.
2007-08-14 03:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Steve S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude, you can kill a human, but not animals... now think about it doesnt that sound completely stupid, retarded, and even assinine. oj kills his family and is lets off, but vick kills dogs, and has a way higher chance of being found guilty
2007-08-14 04:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boy. Don't hurt dogs. Hurt Women.
2007-08-14 03:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by questionarre 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To bad Johnny C died cuz he could get you off this.
2007-08-17 12:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by robertlnngr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Promise to find the real dog killer, then let's go golfing.
2007-08-14 03:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by Rob B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Remember this line - "If the dog won't sit you must aquit!"
2007-08-14 06:58:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋