2007-08-13 18:22:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Talk about marshmallows. I can't say I've tried it with door to door salesmen but definatley foreign telemarketers, they haven't a clue what your on about and everytime they ask you a question you just say MARSHMALLOW!
2007-08-13 20:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is what you do. First pretend that you're very interested in what that person has to sell. You then trap him or her with a sob story about how your dog got ran over, how your mother kicked you out, how your boyfriend stole your purse, how your teacher gave you a failing grade, etc...
Trap his a.s.s in believing that if he or she stand their listening to ALL of your sob stories that in the end, there might be a sell. If you can, grab a chair right by the door, don't let him pass the door, have him stand outside as you sit on your chair talking, talking to him as he stand outside.
If he cuts you off, pretend to get mad and slam the door in his face. Chances are, he will tell his other buddies that there's a crazy person that lives there. Problem solved.
2007-08-14 01:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it is the same one coming around all the time, answer the door naked! Worked for me! Oh but they were not salesmen, they were JW's
2007-08-14 01:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Door to door salesmen? What era are you living in?
2007-08-14 01:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Answer the door in leather chaps and a whip, then tell him:
"Sorry, I'm kind of in the middle of something here..."
I don't think he or she will be coming back anytime soon.
2007-08-14 18:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Quelararí 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act totally mesmerized by their product, let them go all the through there speech...... then tell them your spouse makes all the decisions and that you do not know when they will be home. And if pressed about a time for the salesperson to come back, tell them a time when you know your spouse will not be home....... There are many variations you can use...
2007-08-14 01:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by S L H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Answer the door with mustard smeared all over your face and chest
2007-08-14 01:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by OFFICAL Google.com 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just say to them that you have already in your position of the things what they are offering. No more.transaction is finished and they may leave you.
jtm
2007-08-14 01:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have someone bound and tied up in a chair and when u open the door, make sure he can see it
2007-08-14 01:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by Aiea Joe 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
just act like you are really interested in the item and before you sign anything 'change your mind' (just make sure you have someone else with you so he doesnt get 'violent'
I mean its not like he can force you to buy it
2007-08-14 01:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋