"My dog tried to commit suicide by covering herself in mayonnaise, putting herself between two slices of bread, and laying down at the table of a sandwich eating contest. She didn't have a chance. Fortunately, a sumo wrestler with a heart of gold and a keen eye noticed his sandwich had a dog in it. Before he took a bite, he pulled Fifi out. She is fine now but we have to keep her locked in her kennel all day."
2007-08-13 16:48:42
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answer #1
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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Well, you could make up your own language. Then you would be saying that hasn't already been said..but no one will understand you!
2007-08-13 16:46:44
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answer #2
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answered by ~~*Paradise Dreams*~~ 6
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Bananafishbones
2007-08-13 16:44:45
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Say Goodnight, Gracie!
2007-08-13 16:44:13
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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I am going to be the Queen of beaverland and I will not rest until I have married and reproduced with the beaver King.
2007-08-13 16:45:19
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answer #5
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answered by SmEllY! 6
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Hi have you said that you wan't to give me a best answer Lol no talk about what's big in your life
2007-08-13 21:40:06
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answer #6
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answered by WTamSP 7
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You sleep on a bed of nails while taking it from a 400 pound man...
2007-08-13 16:47:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Supercalifragilisticespialidocious!!
2007-08-13 16:45:27
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answered by lovin' life... 4
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Super CaliFragilisticExpiAlidocious!!! =)
2007-08-13 16:46:19
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answer #9
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answered by Georgia Rose 7
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Just say, "wow! skullvarnish is pretty hot!". I'm confident no one has said that before.
2007-08-13 16:51:08
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answered by Anonymous
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