Can Anyone Stop The Conspiracy?

Question

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
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> We Must Stop This Immediately !
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> Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper . Groceries are heavier . And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!
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> And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?
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> I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
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I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
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> Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
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> Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?
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> I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspirac

Answer 1

CODE RED!!!!!!!!!! CODE RED!!!!!! Kayboff is on to us. All right boys let's pack up and skip town for a while! Johnson start sending out propaganda to confuse people into believing Kayboff's claims are pure nonesense.

LET'S MOVE!!!!!!

Answer 2

Yes, I agree, it is a major conspiracy, all aimed at those who can least defend themselves....but trust that Karma is a bad thing to mess with ...what goes round comes round...as for those "designers" who are in for 42" kitchen cabinets with cabinets to the ceiling...let them come in and climp but a ladder to find canned goods.
On the other hand, I have found a great electric wheel chair that is perfect for walking dogs, doing errands, etc...it breaks down, fits in the trunk of a car or van, heaviest part wieghs aobut 34 pounds had a 10 hour battery and runs like a dream..easy to knock down and reassemble..hell, even I can do it. Cost is 900 US, best purchase I have made for my two roommates who suffer from hip problems...they were all but house bound, both could walk, but now they can reclaim their lives...what a bargain. The think is stable, holds up to 260 poulds of load, is fun to drive, and gives my dogs a trot, not a walk...travels at about 8 miles an hour....great investement, and I am sure that medicade/medicare will pay the major cost for you...if you are at all restricted, look into this critter...it is great. I have no problems walking, but there is no way to excercise my damned dogs by walking...and it just fun to drive to the grocery store, etc. Yes, I use it when no one else, if for nothing else, the fun of it. If you want, just ask the name and I will publish it. Turns on a dime, probalby will work inside the house. Good luck and peace.

Answer 3

I know what you mean.

This morning I got up and looked into the mirror and there was this stranger looking back at me. Where did she come from? I don't remember my son telling me we were having company, let alone someone I didn't know.

Answer 4

They want the facts to fit the preconceptoins. When they don't, it is easier to ignore the facts than to change the preconceptions.
Can we stop an avalanche?

Answer 5

Can we stop the conspiracy of self-destructive money.

I put a $20 in my wallent. Two hours later, it's GONE!

I didn't spend it! Where did it go?

Answer 6

Hey, me too. And if they don't stop reducing the print size in papers and books I'll have to get stronger binoculars.

Answer 7

it is true!!! Why is this happening ahh!!!

tis true that mirrors arent made the way they used to be ... just like alot of things nowadays!!! typical


lol

Answer 8

We are inside a Twilight Zone episode!!!

Answer 9

Is my train moving backward or is the train next to me moving forward??

Answer 10

love it but I am one of those old poops that slams on their breaks when you put in from of me on the freeway.