2007-08-13 14:41:07 · 7 answers · asked by Peter N 1 in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
As a customer (I live in a tourist town) a waitress asked me where I was from. I said originally Iowa. She got all excited and asked if I lived near Columbus or Boise. Nobody around here understands the difference between Idaho, Iowa, and Ohio! I just smiled and said no, nowhere near those. She left and I giggled.
As a waitress there have been many. One crazy guy singing out loud to himself, having customers ask for a red wine and when I asked what kind they'd say chardonnay. (???) Or asking for ham medium rare. Or asking for prime rib medium rare but no pink at all.
I mean, you just had to go to the dishroom and shake your head and laugh.
2007-08-14 07:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a waitress story but a funny fast food story It was Christmas Eve and the restaurant was located near the Salvation Army where they give all of the homeless a new set of closes and a few bucks for Christmas. Well this homeless man used the money on wine and got smashed then came into our store, He was standing at the condiment stand which was across from the counter when his new pants that were to big fell down...When the manager called the police she described what had happened and then they asked her to describe what he had on. Trying not to laugh she stated the only drunk man in the lobby without any pants. (just so you don't think bad of the manager for calling the cops on Christmas eve it was a foot of snow on the ground and very very cold. It was more humane then throwing him out)
2007-08-13 21:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by buddybrickmason 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to tend bar as well as wait tables. Whenever anyone ordered Buffalo wings, we'd always ask them if they wanted them spicy or not. Inevitably we'd always get the guy who'd say "Oh, yeah! I want them nuclear hot! As hot as you can make them!" OK, dude, the customer is always right. We had a guy in the kitchen who would make hot sauce so hot it would almost spontaneously combust. We'd watch the customer from the kitchen and watch the sweat pouring off of him. We'd take bets on how long it took for him to order a glass of milk.
2007-08-13 21:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by Little Wing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Went into American Roadhouse and the waiter said I'll go back and see if I have a seat in the back. If I do i will wiggle my finger I told her if she wiggled her finger next to her nose I'll know she was just picking.
2007-08-13 21:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by ginandpool 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was visiting in ohio over the 4th of july and asked my waitress when fireworks would be. she didn't know because she lived in michigan and then she related the story of her first date when her dad was chaperone and he wouldn't go to a rest stop to let her boyfriend go to the problem. when he finally did pull over it was in the middle of no where and her boyfriend had to pee in a ditch. not the best dinner talk!
2007-08-13 23:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by purplecows500 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
www.waiterrant.net
look at some of the older ones they are very funny!
2007-08-13 21:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysconfused 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHERE DOES THE ONE LEGGED WAITRESS
WORK?
( IHOP ) LOL!
2007-08-13 21:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋