Dog = Kids (We didn't have a dog for a long time. So, my kids used to take turns pretending to be one for each other.)
Cat = Roadkill (I don't know why.)
Cake = Guillotine (Ask Marie Antoinette about that one.)
Church = Churhc (I often misspell it this way.)
Rat = tatouille (Wouldn't you say that if you ate some?)
Bike = Jock strap (I wore a Bike Jock Strap in high school.)
Computer = 1 (no wait ...0)
Ducks = Hammer (...It's a joke about a duck who walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any duck food?" The bartender replies, "Get out of here ya stupid duck. Can't you see this is a bar? Of course we don't have any duck food!" The duck comes back the next day, waddles up to the bar and asks the same bartender, "Got any duck food?" The bartender stares at the duck for a moment and then yells, "I thought I told you to leave! This is a bar!! We don't have and duck food. Now, stop bothering me!" The next day the duck returns and asks, the same bartender, "Got any duck food?" The bartender climbs over the bar, grabs the duck by the neck and says, "Look, if you come in here one more time and ask for duck food one more time, I promise you I'll nail your !@#$ webbed feet to the floor!!!" The next day, the duck comes in, yet again, and cautiously waddles to the bar and asks, "Got a hammer?" The surprised bartender furrows his brow and says, "No. But, ...", to which the duck responds, "Got any duck food?" I LOVE that joke!)
Socks = Lamb Chops (You're probably too young to know.)
Noodle = More (I love Italian food!)
2007-08-13 15:11:53
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Dog Bark
Cat Lick
Cake Birthday
Church Religion
Rat Cheese
Bike Tires
Computer Laptop
Ducks Yellow
Socks Tube
Noodle Chicken
2007-08-13 14:43:16
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Sheep Herd Talk Phone Bazooka Explosion Boredom Now Haunting Memory Dark Night Wrath Revenge Wreath Funeral School Days Clothes Expensive Brother Sister Stupid Smart Sister Brother
2016-04-01 09:48:43
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Dog - Collar
Cat - Pussy
Cake - Cream
Church - Pastor
Rat - Bastard
Bike - Yamaha
Computer - Virus
Ducks - Quack
Socks
Noodle
2007-08-13 14:44:20
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answer #4
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answered by Chaotic408 2
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Dog-bark
Cat-meow
Cake-yummy!
Church-im jewish
Rat-gross
Bike-beach
Computer-internet
Ducks-quack
Socks-white
Noodle-spaghetti
2007-08-13 14:40:39
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answer #5
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answered by Lauren 5
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Dog BARK
Cat MEOW
Cake ICING
Church GOD
Rat ICK
Bike FUN
Computer KEYBOARD
Ducks PONDS
Socks SHOES
Noodle ELMO (Mr. NOODLE)
2007-08-13 14:43:58
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answer #6
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answered by lady_bella 6
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Dog friendly
Cat aloof
Cake frosting
Church service
Rat rodent
Bike fast
Computer changing world
Ducks parade
Socks shoes
Noodle casserole
2007-08-13 14:43:06
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answer #7
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answered by DrIG 7
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Dog coffee
Cat snake
Cake break
Church memories
Rat splinter
Bike idiots
Computer internet
Ducks crackers
Socks soup
Noodle head
yeah... i'm rather odd, i know. but hey, i think there are a few there that could be classified as normal... but dont tell anyone! lol
2007-08-13 14:50:03
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answer #8
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answered by Unmade Promises 2
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Dog-bark
Cat-Bouva kitten
Cake-wedding
Church-service
Rat-bastard
Bike-rack
Computer-illiterate
Ducks-in a row
Socks-it to me
Noodle-daughter in 'Judging Amy'
2007-08-13 14:45:03
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answer #9
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answered by Apollonia23 4
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Dog=cat
Cat=chaser
Cake=yum
Church=Jesus
Rat=poison
Bike=rider
Computer=designer
Ducks=rocks
Socks=shoes
Noodle=doodle
4 minutes
2007-08-13 14:42:11
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answer #10
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answered by uriel 1
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