2007-08-13 12:23:08 · 68 answers · asked by Cassie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
to everyone who said because his penis was stuck in a chicken ya'll were right
and the chic who said my question was stupid because i gave no answer I felt that it was a hit =)
2007-08-13 12:51:36 · update #1
I have enjoyed all the good answers ya'll are so cool ( most of ya )
2007-08-13 12:52:20 · update #2
yay mommy got a avatar
2007-08-13 12:54:44 · update #3
There was a young vulnerable chicken on the other side and the pervert wanted to proposition the chicken to have sex with him. But then that news show stopped the pervert in the middle of the road and he was arrested and the chicken was counseled at the local YWCA and later grew up to marry a minivan.
2007-08-13 12:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken bypass the line? Optimist: the grass is greener on the different area. Pessimist: because of the fact existence sucks. Realist: because of the fact existence isn't ordinary and we will not continuously walk the comparable path. Existentialist: because of the fact it had to. Labour: because of the fact there are extra jobs there Riverside Cottage: because of the fact it became to be cooked with homegrown parsley and wild mushrooms.
2016-11-12 06:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To Get His Hands That Chicken Hawk That Ran Across~
2007-08-13 12:26:20 · answer #3 · answered by Psychotic2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
unfortunately, the pervert couldn't even make it to the other side of the road. He said "Hault!" to a car full of young ladies. He then proceeded to make them exit the car, one by one. He lined them up and asked each one for their numbers, and insisted they strip. One of the girls quickly shouted " ****". He insisted that the bathroom break she wanted to take would have to wait...but...the tractor trailer was too quick for the poor pervert. He was crushed into millions of perverted pieces, and the girls quickly recovered from such a devastating experience.
2007-08-13 12:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a pervert!
Boy! Your pants fall down in front of a group of nuns and you're labeled for the rest of your life!
lol
2007-08-13 12:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by Sammy The Surfer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cuz this pervert wants to join the rest of the pervert crossing the road! Lol!
2007-08-13 12:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To get to Pee Wee's Playhouse on the other side?? lol (Sorry, but I just can't forget about Pee Wee getting busted for exposing himself...now THAT'S pretty perverted!)
2007-08-13 12:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
to see you
2007-08-13 12:25:50 · answer #8 · answered by bianca 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To follow the chicken.
2007-08-13 12:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
to get to the p 0 r n store
2007-08-13 12:26:32 · answer #10 · answered by ~I Am A Million Pieces Of The Sky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋