2007-08-13 10:29:07 · 29 answers · asked by : 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Chris from this point you are now allowed to say silly things and answer silly questions. You don't have to be a child to have fun innit. But you may sometimes have to act like one. I'm good at that. kissy kiss kiss
2007-08-13 10:40:02 · update #1
See I didn't know the tooth fairy was a bloke.
2007-08-13 10:41:30 · update #2
The best way is not to let the tooth fairy get them in the first place!
Brush twice a day!
Or, put a fake tooth under your pillow and when the fairy appears, hold her up at gun point!
I can't believe I'm writing rubbish like this about something that doesn't exist!
God I must be bored!
Who's worse, the question writer or the fool who answers them?!
2007-08-13 10:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by noruleschris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Step 1: Buy a dog, preferably one that is very aggressive and wants to rip any organism it lands its eyes on to shreds.
Step 2: Buy tons of teeth from people or steal them off the street and put them under your pillow.
Step 3: When that damn tooth fairy comes around say, "Get'em boy!" and slap the tooth fairy senseless until he gives it up...and make sure you take his piggy bank too.
2007-08-13 17:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by Someone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a fake tooth under your pillow and then pretend to go to sleep...
When the tooth fairy arrives surprise it by smacking it over the head with your bedside table Lamp, then tie it to a chair and torture it until it agrees to your terms of release.
Note: This method worked for Santa at Christmas Time - LOL
2007-08-13 19:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by John Trent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tooth fairy only takes things away. You need Father Christmas.
2007-08-13 17:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to take a train to BOOM BOOM MAKALA, which is the city the tooth fairy lives in. Then you have to go through the dragon infested forest, and rescue toothbrush, the tooth fairy's daughter, from the retched cavity! Everyone who has tried to kill cavity, has turned into plaque. If I were you, I would not go to BOOM BOOM MAKALA ever, there are many mysterious dangers there...
2007-08-13 17:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by TLgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you want you baby teeth back for
They're far too small to fit in
and what would you glue them in with?
Anyway the fairies use them to make beautiful ivory castles
you wouldn't want to be the one that made the house values fall in fairy land would you?
2007-08-13 17:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send over the cash all right, but out of curiosity what would yo do with teeth back under your pillow?
2007-08-13 17:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to get 50p for my teeth but my friend Suzanne got 75p...pah just cos the tooth fairy preferred her posh house to my council one!
Shouldnt diss the fairies but
2007-08-14 12:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by theoldecrone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean to say you don`t know.
The tooth fairy takes them to the dentist, who over the years collects them and then when you lose all your second teeth, they sell them back to you as dentures.
2007-08-13 17:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by firebobby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everytime someone states that they don't believe in fairies, one of them dies. Just keep on saying it out aloud until they give it back; kill every last one of those pixies if you have to.
2007-08-13 17:38:08 · answer #10 · answered by Equinox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋