A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from
complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly
at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2007-08-13 09:11:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This one is the best of them all.
2007-08-13 10:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG freakin hilarious
2007-08-14 08:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 05:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee. that caught me off guard
2007-08-13 09:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one....or the other.
2007-08-13 09:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats great. LMAO
2007-08-13 14:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by babe with an attitude 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! nice
2007-08-13 10:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by Elie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jijiji yes it´s really funny!!!
2007-08-13 09:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by marce79927 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay, but not star material.
2007-08-13 09:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by whiteman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool.
2007-08-13 09:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋