2007-08-13 05:46:25 · 31 answers · asked by Mee~mOe~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that wasn't my lunch. It was speciman to take to the lab later.
2007-08-13 05:51:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Been there a few times when I had an office job. After about three months I saw someone taking it, and I shat upon the hood of his car a few weeks later. I did a number of other means things also, TP'ed his house and lawn, including a few trees, cut his phone wire a number of times, signed him up for a bunch of junkmail, put rocks in his hubcaps. Prior to that, I laced one with an excessive amount of powdered habenero pepper. Yep, he took that one too. I thought about the eyedrops thing, but did not do that.
He was taking other peoples as well, and one or some of them helped me.
2007-08-13 12:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to say that I would be a good person and think that whoever stole it must need it way more than I do. But you and I both know that if somebody got my lunch that I would track them down like Dog the Bounty Hunter and kick their @ss.
2007-08-13 12:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by tbm5 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Leave a note on the bulletin:
" WARNING"
Whoever stole my lunch from the fridge, might like to know you have 30 minutes to get to the emergency room. I just found out my husband poisoned my lunch. I am DEADLY SERIOUS!!!
2007-08-13 12:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by Starr 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Send a mass email to the entire office demanding that the poacher who stole my lunch return it or give me the cash it would have cost to replace it.
Or I'd call them out celebrity death-match style.
2007-08-13 23:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wont let the aninomity bug me, ill do my best to find out who the culprit is, though its only a lunch but the act is outrageous. ask the person why she did that and if she is in need maybe i can bring her a sandwich too the next day. and if shes not and just playing prank on me, i'll report her to the hr
2007-08-13 20:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next day I would make a great lunch a dog p**p sandwich, a cup cake with p**p inside, maybe an orange with a little hole in it to insert p**p! That will teach them!
2007-08-13 12:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by Dianne L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a sandwich with spoiled meat and cheese and have a rancid bottle of milk in the bag too.. and let them steal it again. It would be the last time I am sure.
2007-08-13 20:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd better enjoy that sandwhich, cos the next one really isn't going to taste so nice.....yes - I'd set them up with a really nasty fake lunch.
2007-08-13 13:29:24 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out to lunch.
2007-08-13 12:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by Like being a DINK 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bake cookies with ex-lax in them insteadf of choc chips and put them in the fridge and look for the person heading for the restroom a lot.
2007-08-13 12:50:53 · answer #11 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋