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I just turned 20. It's almost 6pm and I haven't seen another human being. I have recieved 2 facebook messages, a text and one birthday card from my mum. Last week I had my pets confiscated so I have absolutely no company, so my question is
Where shall I cut myself?

2007-08-13 05:37:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Some comments regarding your suggestions -
"make a cake" - I'm allergic to cake
"go for a walk" - It's raining

2007-08-13 05:47:28 · update #1

27 answers

on ur bum

2007-08-13 05:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by Manda 2 · 1 0

Happy Birthday then!!
(How did you find out, by the way )

Come on, cutting yourself won't be much help either. As long as you get a birthday card from your mum everything's fine.

Remember Gene Kelly - "I'm siiiiinging in the rain, just siiinging in the rain......"

2007-08-13 13:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 2 0

Happy Birthday!!

2007-08-13 12:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by terri 1 · 1 0

Happy Birthday Have An orange

2007-08-13 14:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1 0

Awww Happy birthday and Hugs from Huggz MWAH

2007-08-13 13:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by huggz 7 · 1 0

oh dear x phone a friend x go for a walk - in the rain x if you cut yourself will it be fresh orange juice x happy birthday x lol

2007-08-13 13:01:27 · answer #6 · answered by orac 5 · 1 0

No cutting and Happy Birthday here is a star for you

2007-08-13 12:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 · 4 0

Don't bother, it will only hurt and your have to clean up, why don't you take yourself out for a walk or do something that you enjoy, I sorry its crap for you, I have had many crap birthdays so understand how you feel. hopefully next year want be like this, happy birthday darling and I hope you feel better xxx

2007-08-13 12:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 1 0

Mmh, how about adding little cheeks to your eyes, nose and mouth? On a pumpkin this always looks kinda fancy, so why not on an orange? LOL.

2007-08-13 13:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by Masterswot 4 · 1 0

Really?
Happy Birthday to you.
Just get out and give yourself a treat.
Smile at everyone you see and your gift will be the smile they all give you.

2007-08-13 12:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 2 0

Well, happy birthday! How about cutting those toe nails? They're getting way too long!

2007-08-13 12:42:31 · answer #11 · answered by Clare 7 · 6 1

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