The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and tests were done, there were 3 finalists... 2 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home"
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row.
They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
2007-08-13 04:50:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good one. I laughed so hard I farted just a little bit.
2007-08-13 04:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice funny story, wrong moral.
2007-08-13 11:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't ever marry a CIA agent
2007-08-13 11:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff
id personally shoot the instructor
2007-08-13 11:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can tell you the name of that woman...but then I'll have to kill you.
2007-08-13 11:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agreed ^. It's sorta creeping me out.
2007-08-13 11:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by jc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!This is very funny,you deserve a star!
2007-08-13 11:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What exactly is your question?
By the way, that's an old joke...
: )
2007-08-13 11:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by rockiebattles411 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, this scares me too.
2007-08-13 11:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atta girl, my kind of joke.
2007-08-13 11:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋