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WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?





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2007-08-13 04:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hi there! I felt like this yesterday and the thing that helped me most were my friends. Even though it was on the net, their advice and friendship made me feel better.
Watch a movie or call someone you haven't talked to in a while. Give something to someone who doesn't have anything. Smile at people you walk past, strangers or not. Look at the sunset, laugh a bit.

Remember: it's the small things that count and make life worthwhile!
I hope you feel better!

Star for you! =)

2007-08-13 04:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Lady G 4 · 0 0

My daughter is in her 20's and is a riot. She had been looking for a church near where she lived. She saw this church, but no sign, just lots of trees. The only sign she saw was on the corner, near the stop sign. So, she calls me, "Mom, what kind of Baptists are equestrians?" I burst out laughing, "Honey, that means horse riding." She growled, "why doesn't it just say horse riding?" Now we tease her about being the Equestrian Baptist! She keeps me laughing. Hope this brings a smile. Lemme know if you need more silly stories! Have a happy day!

2007-08-13 06:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by Crossfire Kelly 5 · 1 0

Here's one joke, plus there are some funny videos for ya.
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish!

I really hope your day gets better, I usually can get my friends to laugh if they are having a bad day!

2007-08-13 04:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by giavanna411☺♥♫ 5 · 1 0

uuuuuuummmm uhm uh
ok there are three girls who were given the power to transform to what ever they say but only once. One had black hair,one was a red head, and the third a blonde. so there on a bridge. the black hair jumps off and says "eagle" and transforms into an eagle and flys away. The red head jumps off and says "dragon" and transforms into a dragon and flys off. The blonde slips and falss off and says "oh crap" and was never seen again lol eh he
im bad at telling jokes sorry

2007-08-13 04:20:31 · answer #5 · answered by heihachi+rice=happyhachi 3 · 2 0

Dream of yourself striking a lottery and you can use that sum
of money to do whatever you wish to do. Will that cheer you up? If not, then talk to someone you are really comfortable with, maybe that will destress you. Good luck :)

2007-08-13 04:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by Cutebunny 3 · 0 0

Go on you-tube and watch the parody of David Blaine- David Blaine you tube version.

2007-08-13 04:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 0 0

I usually try one of my favorite movies (a comedy of course) or a friend.

Feel Better!

2007-08-13 04:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Dania C 3 · 0 0

i have the smartest dog in the world,when i ask him whats the opesite of smooth he says rough.

2007-08-13 04:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?


'Dam'

*Ba-dum-chush

2007-08-13 04:17:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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