I'm sorry but malcolmgriggs is unable to come to the computer at the moment.
If you leave your answer after the tone however he will try to get back to you at the earliest opportunity.
'Beeeeep'
2007-08-13 04:06:05 · 27 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Creative answers, well done to all
2007-08-13 04:16:38 · update #1
Yes, this is Ed McMahon with your winnings from the Publisher's Clearing House. Hmmm....I guess I'll just give it to the next person on the list.
2007-08-13 04:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pushes * button to be redirected to a human being in customer service. Expected hold time 2 mins.
2007-08-20 14:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by jmw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Griggs this is the Seattle Sperm bank...
and we are calling to inform you that we have lost
your sperm sample, and we need another one as soon as possible. This is so we may complete the tests your doctor has requested. Please call us back at (206) 555-1212
At your earliest connivance, so we can resolve this issue.
2007-08-21 00:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by Greek Goddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello! Hello! This is your Mother-in-law. I'm coming to stay for 4 months while my house is being fumigated for fleas. And I'm bringing my 18 cats with me. I hope you have enough cat food for them. I'll see you in 3 hours.
2007-08-13 11:26:43 · answer #4 · answered by astroeyes2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, about that money that you said you'd pay me back last week? I could really use a couple of bucks, and I was wondering when you think you'd have it...I'd hate for something like this to damage our relationship.
: )
2007-08-20 13:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by rockiebattles411 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen man, all that I asked you was whether or not those pants made my head look fat. A simple "yes" or "no" would suffice. I'm beginning to think that you are avoiding me.
Call me!
2007-08-20 23:23:48 · answer #6 · answered by blahdeblah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,this is Madge at the Center For Disease Control.Your test results are in,and we need you to contact us ASAP.Thanks.
2007-08-13 11:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by MetalBlade 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hate answering machines
2007-08-13 11:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Tunabomber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh how am i suppose to pay the $1,000 i borrowed? Im going to somalia today and i wont be back after 50 years...
2007-08-21 06:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by shenhua7754 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh No it ain't 911
2007-08-20 22:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by hankelmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋