Does anyone else have a desire to become a vampire? and be desirable but dangerous?

Answer 1

32 Reasons Not to Become a Vampire

1. No more garlic toast.
2. Blood diet causes the WORST morning breath.
3. Thanks to Madonna, Holy Symbols have become fashionable.
4. All elder vampires have that "More Tormented than Thou" attitude.
5. Those pesky mortals all have read the morning paper before you.
6. Eternal embarrassment at having been represented by Tom Cruise.
7. Sleeping in native earth causes toadstools to grow in one's shorts.
8. Roving gangs of werewolves beat up on vampires just to prove they can.
9. Impossible to get pizza with blood as a topping.
10. Inability to see self in mirror makes grooming difficult.
11. This town has _no_ nightlife.
12. Transylvanian vampire Mafia wants 20% of all the blood you drink.
13. Anne Rice fans constantly pestering you to give them "the Dark Gift."
14. Complete lack of tan causes people to mistake you for Bill Gates.
15. Can't find a comfortable coffin anywhere.
16. Dracula's really an asshole when you get to know him. Lestat too.
17. Living in constant fear that spiked collars will become fashionable.
18. Monty Python fans run up to you and say "sharrrp nasty pointy teeth!"
19. Pallid, pasty, emaciated appearance reminds many of 7-11 clerks.
20. Ever bite the inside of your cheek?
21. Always have to pay full price at movie theatres (no matinees for you!)
22. Fat, smelly mortals still seem to be having more fun than you.
23. Vampire job market limited to 24-hour drugstores and late-night pizza delivery people.
24. Horrible secret of all vampires: The Really Old Underwear Tradition.
25. Male Vampires Only: Ever taken a cold shower? Well make it as cold as the grave and that's what it's gonna be like for all eternity. Pack a magnifying glass.
26. Blood banks don't give away free toaster ovens.
27. You start appending 'E's to the ende of every worde.
28. Mortal serial killers much more stylish, efficient, suave, and what's more, they get all the endorsement deals.
29. Gain a horror-filled depressing world of darkness, lose forever the much more interesting and intelligent world of daytime TV.
30. Lose opportunity to win ten million dollars in Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes due to little-known rule: "Void if dead."
31. Beach volleyball tournaments rarely held at night.
32. Gravediggers just aren't as wacky as you remember them.


hehe did you change your mind yet?

Answer 2

You could be like me, not really a vampire, but everyone thinks I am.
People I know have read the twilight series, as I see you obviously have, and either I am hated, because people see my face on Bella Swan, or people call me a vampire, because they think of me when they think of Alice Cullen.
Lucky me right??
but, yes if they were real, I would hop on that train!

I have been called Rosalie Hale once, but that was by my friend, who was trying to insult me. Wow not an insult, She is beautiful!

Answer 3

You think they're desirable?

You obviously don't even know what vampires are.

Picture Resident Evil zombies. But hungrier. They aren't nice. They aren't polite. They aren't suave or civilized. They don't look like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise or Wesley Snipes or even Eddie Murphy. They stink like dead things and they crawl more than walk.

They won't seduce you gently with Euro-trash pickup lines then bite you in the neck leaving two little puncture marks. When it comes to blood, they're like crack addicts. They'd rather tear you into hundreds of tiny pieces with their bare hands and suckle on them all one by one than risk wasting even one tiny drop of that precious, precious blood.

And yes, if they can't find living blood, they most certainly WILL find a corpse to munch on, contrary to the crap you've likely absorbed about them.

Still desirable?

Answer 4

I do. I think vampires are so cool, sexy and smooth, and they're knocturnal to the 10th degree, I would love to become a vampire!!

Answer 5

With the cost of false fangs in the UK, no could not afford it

Answer 6

yep but i'd be into spells and suff but not the whole blood drinking scheme

Answer 7

we are vampires ,,,energy vampires,,,

Answer 8

no

Answer 9

No thanks.