What are some WAYS to K!LL a BEAN?

Question

....Educate me.....

Answer 1

put him in the same room as my mother-in-law after she's eaten sauerkraut ...bye bye Bean.

have him eat a whole jar of BEANO...bye bye Bean

educate him...bye bye Bean

Answer 2

You can flush the bean down the toilet.
You can stomp on it until the bean is crushed.
You can set fire to the bean.
You can put the bean down the garbage disposal.
You can run over the bean with you car.
You can throw the bean into a river so it drowns.
You can eat the bean.
You can cut the bean into tiny pieces.
You can sit on the bean.

Answer 3

That depends of what type of "Bean" you wanna kill though. If you wanna kill Mr. Bean, just tell Rowan Atkinson to drive the mini-beetle round and round till he knocked onto an ambulance. By then, he should be dead as the other ambulances lost the way.

If you wanna kill the other bean, just eat it and say :"Now You See It, Now You Don't".

Gees.....

Cheers :)

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Weeeelll ,
I always say you can't keep a good Bean down, thats what I always say,
Yup, you can't keep a good Bean down.

Hey Mr Beani you got anymore o them prunes and beer? I am bout done with this one...

Answer 6

I would just love it to death.
You are the man, Mr Bean.

Answer 7

cut off his circulation to his head with that shirt?
lol I think he was pretty funny though, why kill him?

you don't see that kind of humor around much anymore though =(
they need something like monty python or mister bean in a current show, I think.

Answer 8

seemingly innocuous comments killed the drifter, and now i see that someone is using my name to play psychological warfare.*sigh* have fun , be merry, and all that drag. you clean up the floor with me, and you is gonna have one smutty floor, babe. (mr. bean, we is wrasslin' and being that is the case, and for the fact that you stole my holy water from me, i ain't no bean killer. i'd never do it ol' boy.) i keep mussin' up my shorts, and the dog gots his nose in the air, looks at me like i am the animal, and indicates that it should be me on all fours and him standing upright. pay close attention. animals will communicate with you, but you got to be attuned to it. (the one vast chord that wounds, is something i cannot attune to. try as i might. hot horse breath breathes down my neck, and i am cowboy-ed all to hell.) educated? hell, jethro gots me beat, but when the dust starts to swirl, i don't run. honk. honk!

Answer 9

A night with Irma Gobb ought to do it. I hear she is an animal in bed. I found that easy to believe since she kind of resembles one out of the bedroom as well.

Answer 10

Cut if away from it's stem, slice it, then wash it and finally cook it. For extra taste add butter at the end of the cooking time. Then eat it, that way it will be killed for sure.