2007-08-12 21:16:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would eat Hannibal Lectur, not have lunch with him, and throw his remaining bones over the barbed wire fence in daisy dukes.
2007-08-12 21:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that I would definately rather climb through a barbed wire fence in daisy dukes. I'm afraid that I would wind up as part of the lunch with Hannibal Lectur.
2007-08-12 21:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by wolflady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Back in the 70's I was on holiday with some friends when we saw a bull out on the road. My friend and I decided that we should herd it into a field before it caused an accident. Of course, the bull charged us but I had read that if a bull is charging and you run uphill, the bull can't see where you have gone because it has got its head down. My friend and I ran up the steep bank that bordered the country road until we got to the barbed wire fence at the top. Here we stopped to watch the bull charging past, only to find that the bull hadn't read the same article as I had and was right behind us. At the time we both smoked and neither of us was very athletic be we both dived over a barbed wire fence from a standing start without a moments hesitation and without touching it. It's not only "Red Bull" that gives you wings. Any angry bull can do it.
2016-05-21 04:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by carmen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That ones easy, since I was a country girl growin up, I HAVE climbed through a barbed-wire fence in my daisy dukes(with cowgirl boots ,too)!!! The risk is much less than eating with Lectur anyway!!
2007-08-13 05:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by no longer here 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lunch with Hannibal Lectur, right now i'm in no shape to climb barbed wire.
2007-08-12 21:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you believe one of my AllTimeEver Faves
of MY band, the Stones, is playing right now
as I've read and am answering?
"Sittin' on a Fence" (truest among Rolling Stones lyrics)
Anyway, dear SweetElf, here's my take on your
approaching-hilarity Question....
Though I could watch that movie with 1000%
interest once a week because of its depth
and brilliance, I want nothing to do with that
character, because he's 20% smarter than
I am, AND because he's um, murderous...
So. Since Dukes are better on the pretty girls
I've fancied all my days and nights, and evenings
etcetera, there's only one option that my IQ allows.
In the tone and replica of the great and
brilliant Kevin Spacey's role of Keyser Soze as
Roger "Verbal" Kint in "The Usual Suspects,"
"He didn't have my lawyer," I'd proudly retort
to Dr. Lectur, "I know and am a friend of
Sweet Elf."
He would then nod as he sat back, while offering
another helping of favas (I'd've already passed
on the human liver), and say, "You're free to go,
with no obligation, but tell me, what can I offer
you so as to assure my safety into the next
night?"
And with that, I'd smile and say,
"Quid Pro Quo. But really, I gotta go!"
2007-08-13 01:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by rockman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lunch with Hannibal as long as he's paying...
I never turn down a free meal and as a guy daisy dukes are too revealing :)
2007-08-12 21:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love Hannibal Lectur!
2007-08-12 21:19:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a bit of experience with the Daisy Dukes and fences but Hannibal will eat alone. LOL and thanks for the smiles.
2007-08-12 21:22:18 · answer #9 · answered by eizus28 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat lunch with Hannibal Lector, and enjoy the company of intelligence.
2007-08-12 21:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋