I AM JESUS
THE RESURRECTION AND THE LIFE
2007-08-12 21:15:37 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
THEN why do you go by the name "meaden"?
2007-08-12 21:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Look out, I told Jesus who stands outside the local train station by my work and he was really pissed at that.
2007-08-12 22:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Careful you don't fall foul of the Pope - who will lose his job; - of Tony Blair - you have proved him to be an imposter; - of the Health and Safety Executive - who are after you for breaching Hygiene regulations with the loaves and fishes miracle; - of the Saudi Arabians - who have banned you and your supporters; - of the Jews - who got very cross with you on your last visit.
Welcome back.
2007-08-12 21:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
its not easter. You are about 5 months too late for the resurrection!
2007-08-12 21:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Congratulations, Honey.
2007-08-12 21:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have heard of it, since childhood, and I like to believe in it. But, I confess, that awareness of that order, has NOT yet dawned upon me...
2007-08-12 21:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, did the crown of thorns slip down around your ears and make you deaf....is that why you're SHOUTING?! lololol
Right, could somebody pass me those two planks, that hammer and the bag of nine inch nails...?
2007-08-12 22:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by Simon L 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a double cross to me.
2007-08-12 21:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by McMad 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's nice that they've brought the Internet into institutes for the terminally bewildered.
2007-08-12 21:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by Pat 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i am aware of the fact that you might be crazy
2007-08-14 07:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by ♥blue102983♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Dude, you're doin' a helluva job. Now get off your *** and clean up this mess!
And btw, if you're real, what part of your "plan" was Paris Hilton??
2007-08-12 21:21:47 · answer #11 · answered by 40oz2freedom 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋