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Well, I used to live in this really strange and bizarre neighborhood before I moved here where I am now. One time this man took a fit and threw all his furniture out in the front yard. It took him about 3 hours to throw all this furniture out there. One of the other neighbors told him they were going to call the police. He said, "Why? I am not bothering you. It's my furniture." The other guy said, " You woke me up. It's 3 o'clock in the morning. Are you crazy or something?" The guy went back into his house and we didn't hear another peep from him. He threw everything out of the house but the TV. LOL. It took him 3 hours to throw it all out there and 3 days to get it all up.

2007-08-12 20:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Turtle 7 · 2 0

No, I have not stolen fruit or vegetables from my next door neighbor. This is one area of the Bible when God gives instructions to Moses to pass along to His people. This takes place during the early times of the Exodus. It concerns lands they will conquer in the future and what they should do with that land. A few verses: Deuteronomy Chapter 6 1)1 Now this is the commandment, the statutes, and the ordinances, which Yahweh your God commanded to teach you, that you might do them in the land where you go over to possess it. 10) It shall be, when Yahweh your God shall bring you into the land which he swore to your fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give you, great and goodly cities, which you didn't build. 11) and houses full of all good things, which you didn't fill, and cisterns dug out, which you didn't dig, vineyards and olive-trees, which you didn't plant, and you shall eat and be full.

2016-05-21 04:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by lucinda 3 · 0 0

Nastiest thing was when the guy jumped over the fence screaming that he was going to kill me, I tried to run away (I was heavily pregnant) I fell and nearly lost my baby because the placenta started to 'shear' away from the uterine wall. FUNNIEST thing I saw was the guys face as he lost consciousness as my husband put his arm around his throat and started killing him right in front of me. It took 6 coppers and his brother to prise him off the b*****d!!
Conclusion: My husband got let off because of 'provocation' and our neighbours are so terrified they won't even look at us, but you know, We've only got to be lucky ONCE - they've got to be lucky ALL THE F*****G TIME!

2007-08-12 20:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 2 0

well they're not exactly next door neighbors. they live across the street. but the husband (he's really old) was sleeping and his wife got locked out. she kept knocking and shouted, 'why r u so mean *husband's name*'. he couldn't hear so this went on for half an hour. she later kicked the door really hard and it busted open and then there was a whole bunch of yelling.

2007-08-12 20:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My father was the crazy neighbor



lol Turtle you had to have been my neighbor at one time lol when I was a teen my father did that to my stuff put it all out in the yard and I believe he did it at about 3 AM LOL

2007-08-12 20:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I had this neighbor years ago that saw speed into his yard with his car, skid across it, then get out and yell "F*** Me!", then throw a beer bottle high into the air which then smashed on the roof of his car.

2007-08-12 20:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i came home the other night and some guy outside my flat walked up and asked me if i wanted to get high. a total stranger. i thought that only happened on those 'say no to drugs' advertisements!

2007-08-12 20:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Capt Blackie 5 · 1 0

I saw once my neighbour standing naked watching television.... LOL

He had pretty bottoms but married... LOL

2007-08-12 21:00:01 · answer #8 · answered by C.C. 4 · 1 0

naked,except for a book covering his privates, fall asleep on a pool float

2007-08-12 20:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 2 0

well he was yelling at a dog forcing him to go near him, lol.

2007-08-12 20:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

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