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telling me the truth she says i am her mother inlaw

but i always thought i was just her cousin oh well

can we still adopt a horse

2007-08-12 20:06:42 · 40 answers · asked by STEV0 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

40 answers

LMAO... that short statement said a lot about you.

make it a pony.

2007-08-12 20:17:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

+2

2007-08-12 20:12:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Yeah she could be telling the truths afterall she is your gf.
Yes you can adopt a horse and even a dog to give horse some company.

2007-08-12 20:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Ash 4 · 0 0

You're a chick, your own mother, and a lesbian since you are your girlfriend's mother-in-law, but if you are your own mother and a lesbian, why are you alive? You're a lesbian because you are involved in a relationship with another woman since you are your own mom, a woman. If you are a a gay woman, you wouldn't have children, but yet you are your own son...so you are your own mother/son, and you are cousin to your girlfriend which would mean that you are not only her cousin, but also her aunt since you are her mother-in-law as well as your own mother. ARGH!
How is this working!.....yes you can adopt a horse.

2007-08-12 20:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by ArmedSquirrel 5 · 0 0

r u in this family?

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

2007-08-12 21:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0 0

well this is a tuff case but i think you might still can adopt a horse only if you do it before august 41 and promise to name the horse hippo (^_^)

2007-08-12 20:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sure why not buy a horse and have your mother inlaws cousin (you) go for a ride just watch for the flesh eating mokeys in the woods.

2007-08-12 20:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by countrygirl969702 4 · 0 0

No, your girlfriend is a turkey or at least I hope so you got to adopt a turkey. I think a horse would be too hard for you all to take care of.

2007-08-12 20:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1 2

if you are married to her father, than yes, it would be true.

anyone can adopt a horse from a shelter as long as they have adequate means to care for it (land, etc.).

no one can adopt a horse as a child.

2007-08-12 20:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by april fools 4 · 0 1

So if your girlfriend saying you her mother in law does that meen you a girl too? and if so how would you not know if you are married to her father?

2007-08-12 20:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by Kirk Neel 4 · 0 0

Only on Tuesdays

2007-08-12 20:12:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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