Raise your glass to Marge and Buk
Keep them well and wish them luck
So don't be a glutton
And pass me some mutton
May their zippers never be stuck
2007-08-13 04:02:17
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answer #1
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answered by splitlevelmind 5
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A toast to the bride and groom...the only two people I know who can run around pants less without a care in the world and completely ignore the passers-by vomicing at their sight.
Two people who can either dine on sausage and leftover Dumpster Chinese food or throw it at the slushies they encounter in their jaunts in the land of Yarholia.
May their love inspire all of us and may it melt the ice that surrounds the heart of the Wicked Witchlock of Yarholia, or El Traidor as some call him.
We love you Mr and Mrs Buk!!!
2007-08-13 02:15:25
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answered by Leepal 5
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TO Buk and Large Marge. May your union be joyous, may your lifes be fruitful, and most importantly, Large Marge, let's hope you're able to find Buk's pants after the sausage filled honeymoon.
2007-08-13 19:26:00
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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French toast and sausage of course and I think the wine actually started out as grape koolaid.
2007-08-13 03:50:27
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answered by icemunchies 6
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poor Marge a widow on the adjust, we glance forward to the appearance of the 60th incarnation of the Dalai Buk. sometime the P&S galaxy would be risk-free for the humorous and clever to stroll in the gentle of a weekday.
2016-11-12 04:25:00
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answer #5
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answered by ? 4
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We gather here not to mourn this tragic loss, but to remember ...
*interrupted as Best Man whispers into ear*
What? Wedding? I thought this was a open casket funeral ...
*eyes Bride and Groom suspiciously*
Are you sure ....? Has anyone checked a pulse lately?
Really? Oookay.
I can wing this ....
2007-08-13 16:59:08
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answer #6
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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"To Buk and Marge, what can I say? You both look fetching in your matching His 'n Hers grey Dickies overalls. As you go through life and weather its perils, cling tight to each others roils of fat and comfort each other, each reassuring the other that you're there for them in times of distress and trouble, to delouse each other at least yearly, and brush each other's filthy and greasy hair, and help bathe each other to get rid of most [but likely not all] of that pesky hard-to-reach dried-on fecal matter. [Pause to wipe away tears of joy.] I love you guys. *sniff* "
2007-08-12 19:12:15
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answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7
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Sausage wine if that does exist yet
2007-08-12 18:49:25
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answered by Anonymous
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"It was the worst accident I ever seen. The sound was like a garbage truck falling off the empire state building. And when they finally pulled the driver out of the wreck, his face looked like THIS..................."
2007-08-12 18:52:02
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answered by Anonymous
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May they answer many questions
2007-08-12 18:56:42
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answered by Anonymous
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