My dad used to tell me, "Son, if you ever start feeling like you're special, always remember that about 15 inches below a pat on the back is a swift kick in the ***."
2007-08-12 18:54:34
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answered by RIFF 5
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What is going around , comes around. they are going to pay for that some day! wish on that white horse! upward thrust and Shine. have been you born interior the barn? Spinish makes you good. He stands out like a marshmellow in chocolate. You get greater with honey then vinager. Dont burn the bridges in the back of you. i think of she replaced into appropriate to woodland Gumps mama.
2016-12-30 11:17:37
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answered by ? 3
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Mom: Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure makes life a heck of a lot better!
Mom: You're only a Democrat because you don't know what it's like to pay REAL taxes.
2007-08-12 19:00:15
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answered by phjun8383 3
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Every time I would tell my dad "I forgot what I was gonna say", my dad ALWAYS said "Must not have been important"! And my mom always muttered something in Tagalog (Filipino)meaning "I have the life of a caribou!"
2007-08-12 18:52:13
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answered by Anonymous
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My mom always told me "Always reach for the sky because when you fail you'll land on the mountains. Never ever reach for the mountains because when you fail you'll fall back all the way to the ground."
2007-08-12 19:01:18
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answered by alexis.=) 4
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My father was honest and told us to be honest. He was a govt. employee in India. That has shown me the correct road, in the present situation, where honest people suffer, especially in Govt.
2007-08-12 18:52:08
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answered by Electric 7
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My dad used to say "you're so full of **** your eyes are brown"
My mom always said "one day, you're going to have kids just like you only worse...then you'll know what I mean"
2007-08-12 18:51:18
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answered by Jen Ortiz 4
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Mom: "Where there's love, [God] doesn't mind."
Dad: "If you're so smart then why aren't you rich?"
His Royal Dadness and I have markedly divergent views on what being truly "rich" means.
2007-08-12 18:51:07
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answered by Anonymous
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"All food is good, some just taste better than others!" It was my dad's way of getting me to try new foods.
2007-08-12 18:51:07
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answered by chefgrille 7
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My Dad always said, "Always have a plna B." It has been good advice!
2007-08-12 18:48:54
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answered by Doc2b 2
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