Uruk orc platform:
Pro-Death: Orcs are pro-war. pro-abortion, for the death penalty, and for everyone having plenty of deadly weapons.
Taxes/ Economy: We don't really care since we don't have much income, but we would prefer to be able to do whatever we like.
Social issues: Laws? Whatever. The only law we need is someone bigger than us to lead. Might makes right.
Education: Huh?
Corruption: Good.
Religion: We follow the Red Eye kind of religiously... Not having that taxed would be better.
Leadership: We prefer strong leaders that can whip us into a frenzy.
***Additional platform positions added per requests.
2007-08-12 17:43:42 · 12 answers · asked by urukorcs 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
leahg4147: Yeah, we're worried we'll need to compromise, but we suppose we can suffer a "lesser of two evils" if we need to do so.
funinthesunnn1: Unfortunately, funny-sunny, we've learned here that people just don't understand orcs very well, hence we felt the need to explain since there are those other versions of orcs out there that might confuse people, like that WoW game (bloody bunch of tree-huggers). IF our positions are similar with anyone, it's just coincidence as we are simply following the formula for Uruks set out by our Lord Sauron. It's a challenge of staying in character while addressing current issues. So to be crystal clear, we don't exist to lay waste to a particular political position, but to pretty much everything!
Speaking of that, we forgot Environmental Policy:
Burn it! Kill it! Fire up the Engines of Industry! All this sniveling over trees and polar bears is weak!
2007-08-12 19:00:53 · update #1
So many answers and so little time!
Explain your answer(s) to tip the balance in your favor...
2007-08-14 18:34:26 · update #2
Giulliani would meet most of your needs. Hopefully if he gets elected he'll keep the uruks on forward deployment. We don't need you guys tearing things up here at home. March an orc hoard through Iraq and they'd really appreciate how nice American soldiers are.
2007-08-20 15:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by James L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice looking one where everybody in the world will like, plus, do what I want.
2007-08-12 17:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by bobanalyst 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the way you classified social issues limits my answer.
2007-08-12 17:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You would love Mitt Romney, or Giuliani.
2007-08-12 17:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by avail_skillz 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Err...4 more years of Bush?
2007-08-12 17:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I'd like to hear who would most satisfy you?
2007-08-12 17:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Teddy Roosevelt but he is no longer with us.
2007-08-12 17:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by EddieX 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You seem mostly libertarian or anarchist.
2007-08-12 17:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by eric l 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ah! Clinton.
2007-08-18 12:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Brian_Galang 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
BARRACK OBAMA 2008!
2007-08-12 19:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by Senator D*L*P™ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋