2007-08-12 15:09:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
Lets put aside the sillieness, other answerers if we could please. This large man has a large problem and is seeking help! Now think about it, if you were 500+ pounds don't you think it would be harder to gain more weight? What could you change in your daily life that youre not already doing? You probably couldn't eat more, or exercize less so whats a fat guy to do?! First off, congratulations on reaching the big 500! Personally im only at 110 now, so I quiver in the shade of your awesomeness. (And acctuall size! Quite the shaddow!)How about fat transfers to make room for the new. Like take some from your belly area and inject it into your head! Presto! More room for extra fat! Now eating constantly is good, but some of them might have some of that silly nutritional value. Limit it to just the most greasy, salty, sugary foods. Hire a personal assistant to do everything for you to cut all movement and phisical effort out. Hope this helps and may many happy pounds tack on to you in the near future!
2007-08-12 17:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by tophat0246 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The same way you packed on the 500 pounds for gods sake!
2007-08-12 15:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by cshell442003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats no longer humorous over eating is gross and risky in case you're 500 pounds its no longer well worth it? is this an attempt to kill your self?And in the journey that your severe consume none-supply up and then dont extra advantageous length
2016-10-02 05:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well... what ever you did to get to 500 pounds.. keep doing it.. and you will keep gaining.. but its not healthy.
2007-08-12 15:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by syn 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man after my own heart problems.
2007-08-12 15:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat the people who complain about being "too fat", even when they're a normal size.
2007-08-12 15:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol you shouldn't gain weight you should lose weight, unless you are trying to kill yourself.
2007-08-12 15:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by G4m3rMatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am truly sorry, but elephants aren't allowed on Yahoo! Answers.
2007-08-12 15:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by TitoBob 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ahahaha ya eat the peoplel
2007-08-12 15:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you must be trying to turn yourself into a black hole.
are you noticing little objects orbiting around your fat *** yet?
2007-08-12 15:18:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋